Discussion in 'TSC' started by The axe murderer, Apr 19, 2021.
We need a version of this for Haku & other crazy wrasslin stories
Would watch them joints for days
And like every other story I’ve heard about Haku. I believe it the more outlandish the more believable
he’s the Prince of wrestling in that regard
The Rock once told Jimmy Kimmel that Haku was getting heckled by some drunk guy at a bar once so eventually he leaned over and bit his nose. When the police arrived they found Haku casually eating his meal. When they asked him if he bit a guys nose, he pointed to the floor and said, "Yeah its right there if he wants it back."
Every Haku story is legendary.
The Polynesian ethnicities is bout it bout it.
Any Tongan/Samoan/Fijian I ever met is always the kindest gentlest peoples too that's what make it so wild
Even in this story , the way he was saying “brother” every sentence had me tripping.
He was being personable and menacing at the same time.
Further cementing how Haku was probably the one wrestler who didn't want to piss off. Even Andre feared him. Yet just one of those guys who is a nice dude, but just a guy who want to stay nice, but you flip that switch your losing a piece of your body.
Also, how the fukk is Haku not in the Hall of Fame but the Bellas are
Yeah I believe a decent amount are ducktales. I do believe he one tough SOB
Polynesian history is so interesting wats the difference between a Tongan and a Samoan ?
How did this guy avoid significant time in prison after beating up cops, maiming civillians, pulling out eyeballs, biting off noses, etc etc
because 99% of the Haku stories are likely cap
Just remember its ALL CAP when you hear them say that man name
You sumbytches deserve to have your noses bitten off by Haku while he simultaneously fights a whole platoon of marines, chokes out a grizzly bear, orders from the secret menu at Cracker Barrel, and fukks an 18 year old Romanian girl in the ass.