Jersey Shore Family Vacation (4/5)

[Carolina Slim]

i knew my boy paulie was eating nicely out here but he really stackin like that were he got bikes and cars out the ass

Word; I was bored last night and started watching the first episode on On Demand. I saw the cribs they was living in and figured they was eating good off the MTV paper, but when I saw what Pauly was doing I was like

 

[Methodical]

Word; I was bored last night and started watching the first episode on On Demand. I saw the cribs they was living in and figured they was eating good off the MTV paper, but when I saw what Pauly was doing I was like

He's a DJ out there in Las Vegas and also he was signed to G-Unit. Plus, he did another reality show. Not surprised why he has good $$$

 

[3rdLetter]

Ronnie trying to explain to the guys was The door has auto close Then the phone call with his girl was a fukking train wreck
I know JWow had a lot of work done but I'd still break that chick in half When she got her glasses on

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Finally catching and this shyt is straight comedy. The geriatric burns that they were hyping up , Ron having breakdowns and shyt every 5 minutes , some of the fine ass women in Miami


Too bad they're all married or in relationships , shyt could have been like the old days of ducking grenades on the way to the smush room


The finest Swedish girl (white shirt and jeans) didn't take her clothes off . Ron telling on himself then making up outrageous lies

 

[Carlton Banks]

Sooo...

 

[No Ma’am]

Want sitch to go full heel turn



The hood needs it

Wait til’ my mans get off paper.

 

[Blankthawtz]

every ep Ron looks more and more pitiful....dude in the confessional lyin his ass off about bein happy with his bm.....dude is kickin his brains in wishin he never got her preg....


Ron: i hate responsibility




Pauly is a fukkin riot i swear....stay with the jokes....


jwoww...

 

[director_of_bands]

ron's new chick is a total airhead like the cliche valley girls from the 80s... my gawd no wonder he's miserable

 

[Tiffrock]

Who saw when they asked Jen(ronni's girl) what her ethnicity was and she said 80% Great Britain ?!!


Then snooki asked can she speak Great Britain ...

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Situation too sensitive nowadays and caught up with that 12 steps bullshyt - of course ppl will flame you about your problems



I was hollering laughing when Mike told Pauly that Ron would never understand how the feds snatched him up in public and all the probation requirements. Said Ronnie would just say "so what you caused all your problems . I'm from the fukking Bronx man "


When he told Ron everything that comes out of his mouth is suspect

 

[martin payne]

man this season got me

was worried it would suck since everyone is in a relationship/married but watching these dudes trying not to cheat is hilarious

 

[wire28]

at vinny

Pauly trolling is legendary

Mike was in the right for going back at Ronnie and his girl for French fries. He’s a changed man he’s all about peace.

And Ron’s girl bubbling over him makes the new Instagram videos of him abusing her even more

 

[Carlton Banks]

JWoww been looking sexy as fukk, especially this last episode

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

They're showing old episodes. I'm taken aback by the amount of makeup, and or injections women wear now compared to back then. God damn! They look so real. But now, it's rare to see lines, and bags under women's eyes on tv. They don't even get shiny anymore.

Props to Roger for getting Jennie in check.

 

[No Ma’am]

This bytch J Wow got 4 new asses, 2 in each cheek!!