Jersey Shore Family Vacation (4/5)

[No Ma’am]

Yo that muthafukka Ron backhanded Snooki in the preview?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Jwoww's head getting banged by the stripper's ass


How the hell is Mike on tv shopping for a ring, when his ass owes Uncle Sam?

 

[Carlton Banks]

shyt getting boring. They just too mature now. Before snooki and deena would be running around the club getting naked and bringing a guy back home. Mike and Pauly would be trying to bring chicks back to the crib. Ronnie would be fighting with Sam. Now they all wifed up trying not to get in trouble...

 

[Monoblock]

shyt getting boring. They just too mature now. Before snooki and deena would be running around the club getting naked and bringing a guy back home. Mike and Pauly would be trying to bring chicks back to the crib. Ronnie would be fighting with Sam. Now they all wifed up trying not to get in trouble...

Thats why they bringing in you know who next week but I agree. They aren't the same people anymore and its getting old quick. Can't believe the filmed 6 more episodes of this.

 

[Max.]

I. Feel like next season they should introduce 6 new jersey people(with the current cast) and make 3 of them part of the "family" and the end of the season...like how they do on geodie shore

 

[RennisDeynolds]

That bytch Angelina looks horrendous now after that cheap ass plastic surgery , face looks like a nacho cheese Dorito


Pauly not smashing randoms on camera bc he doesn't want to fukk up the bags


Vinny been a lame since the OG series to me but every now and then he gets his scumbaggery on with these hoes . His mom encouraging him to fukk around on his girl though


I like how Jenni is like the house mom now accompanying them to haircuts and run errands, giving ppl reality checks


Went back and watched the first episode of the original series, shyt is hilarious. Vinny was going in on everybody in his little interviews - called Jwoww a shady bytch off the rip

 

[Blankthawtz]

Mike needs to get back on the alcohol and drugs cuz he bout to eat himself to death....


Pauly ain't shyt for gettin Angelina back in the house....he tryin to prank everybody but did he forget he hates her too?.....still remember that ep when she tapped his arm and he screamed out "ARE YOU TOUCHIN ME??...ARE YOU TOUCHIN ME???...


even tho we all know it mtv brought that bytch back for ratings...i wish they didn't...i can't stand that hoe Angelina and she looks fukkin gross...


next weeks ep should be good...jwoww bout to lay into her...

 

[Monoblock]

Yo Angelina looks hideous. They really need to chill on the surgery b/c they look like fukking lizard people..all of em. Her being engaged to a sanitation worker is so priceless
-Ron is really retarded and can't even form coherent sentences.
-I don't think Pauly thought this one through or maybe he did bc the house was getting boring
-Mike is gonna eat himself to death.
-Mike and Angelina hooked up?

 

[Bboystyle]

@ nikkas watching this shyt

 

[Max.]

Angelina was lookn cute and thick

 

[Truefan31]

That bytch Angelina looks horrendous now after that cheap ass plastic surgery , face looks like a nacho cheese Dorito


Pauly not smashing randoms on camera bc he doesn't want to fukk up the bags


Vinny been a lame since the OG series to me but every now and then he gets his scumbaggery on with these hoes . His mom encouraging him to fukk around on his girl though


I like how Jenni is like the house mom now accompanying them to haircuts and run errands, giving ppl reality checks


Went back and watched the first episode of the original series, shyt is hilarious. Vinny was going in on everybody in his little interviews - called Jwoww a shady bytch off the rip

Legit feel like Pauly just doin this to help the others fo real, his bread is pretty large already, everyone else though basically got nothing. Ronnie a simp 4 life knockin up a girl he don't even like that much

Pauly might be a ghost executive producer, bringing Angelina back

Vinnys mom keepin it real like my mom ''if you ain't married you're single''

Unless more end up becoming single I can't see this shyt lasting much longer. Some fukkery here and there, but you gotta have the guys free to fukk around and dig in hoes' guts.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Legit feel like Pauly just doin this to help the others fo real, his bread is pretty large already, everyone else though basically got nothing. Ronnie a simp 4 life knockin up a girl he don't even like that much

Pauly might be a ghost executive producer, bringing Angelina back

Vinnys mom keepin it real like my mom ''if you ain't married you're single''

Unless more end up becoming single I can't see this shyt lasting much longer. Some fukkery here and there, but you gotta have the guys free to fukk around and dig in hoes' guts.

shyt kinda slowed up past two episodes, this might not be worth the weekly watch - definitely a marathon viewing type show.

I know Mike was living that life like Pauly when he listed all the whips they IRS took away . That real life ether when he talking about pushing the Camry with cloth seats nowadays

This episode when they are acting like stereotypical older italian dudes "I'll kill a fukking Uber drivah!"


I wonder if they did get backend money or producer credits for this - let's be real Viacom dying thee reality shows keeping them afloat

 

[Mr.bocario]

This nikka vinny said the rob kardashian of Staten Island

 

[Figaro]

Ronnie calling the play Hamlet....fukking Hamilton

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Ayo Ron is a bytch for Calling the cab for Sammi Sweetheart Jr while Pauly was smashing smh


She looked like a straight up cock gobbler box probably was fire


That fukking simp literally sat downstairs alone ranting for at least 10 minutes about how the girl didn't look like Sammi, but then she kinda looks like her but then Sam is hotter . All this will play out very well with his child's mother



Out of everybody though Ron may be the one who overdoses and dies young . Vinny seems like he the type to get caught in a #metoo situation as well