Jersey Shore Family Vacation (4/5)

[Carolina Slim]

binge watching this....these guys got me every episode - even more so than the original series

Lol I haven't watched one second of one episode for fear they'll catch me like they did the first season of the OG show. That show had a niigga fiending lol

 

[Monoblock]

Ok I just caught and what a shyt show....but I can't stop watching. Ron is a fukkin mess and has a baby with a chic he doesn't even appear to like and keeps comparing every chic to Sammi. They can just be talking about sports and this nikka starts bringing up Sammi out of the blue for no reason. Paulie is always that cool cat and Mike seems to have really slowed down. Ron still hates him though and he can't stand that he's changed and not the same persons. Mike was trying to give him some advice on the cheating shyt and he takes it as an opportunity to start roasting Mike. Funny but fukked up knowing Mike's legal issues and he hit him below the belt. Ron tries to play it off and goes crying in the bathroom about Sammi and not wanting to have a kid or be married. He saw that little kid at the restaurant and got depressed as fukk

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Wow Ronnie wylin the fukk out...he probably sniffing coke and shyt while crying out in the middle of the night "SAMMI "

Hope he doesn't smck around the pregnant chick

 

[No Ma’am]

Ron wildin’. nikka goin’ through a mid-life crisis and shyt. MVP about to unionize and ban that fool from t-shirt time.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I mean, he barely knew her before knocking her up. She's a whore for keeping the videos, but I'm sure she did the same thing with him.

 

[Carlton Banks]

I mean, he barely knew her before knocking her up. She's a whore for keeping the videos, but I'm sure she did the same thing with him.

I think he just tried to get over Sam quick by knocking her up. Figured if he started a family he could move on.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

binge watching this....these guys got me every episode - even more so than the original series

ronnie and mike frying each other had me dead
ronnie was taking it serious but mike was just playing

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Ok I just caught and what a shyt show....but I can't stop watching. Ron is a fukkin mess and has a baby with a chic he doesn't even appear to like and keeps comparing every chic to Sammi. They can just be talking about sports and this nikka starts bringing up Sammi out of the blue for no reason. Paulie is always that cool cat and Mike seems to have really slowed down. Ron still hates him though and he can't stand that he's changed and not the same persons. Mike was trying to give him some advice on the cheating shyt and he takes it as an opportunity to start roasting Mike. Funny but fukked up knowing Mike's legal issues and he hit him below the belt. Ron tries to play it off and goes crying in the bathroom about Sammi and not wanting to have a kid or be married. He saw that little kid at the restaurant and got depressed as fukk

i was wondering what happened
him and snooki was getting blitzed then all of a sudden nikkas got sad like aiight lets go home

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

sammi dodged a bullet

 

[RennisDeynolds]

I think he just tried to get over Sam quick by knocking her up. Figured if he started a family he could move on.

Straight out of the scorned female playbook . fukk is this guy thinking - When has that ever worked?

 

[Monoblock]

i was wondering what happened
him and snooki was getting blitzed then all of a sudden nikkas got sad like aiight lets go home

Yo man it was hilarious. He just got up from the table went to the bathroom and was crying his eyes out loud as fukk.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

only watched 2 episodes but reading through this thread about Ronnie is hilarious

 

[Blankthawtz]

you could tell from day 1 ronnie didn't even want to mention that he got that hoe preg...hahaha....he was like "damn...i hope this bytch trips and falls on her stomach"...he never wanted to be with that whore he ONLY WANTS SAMMIE!!....

 

[STAN JONES]

 

[Blankthawtz]

man ronnie is a mess....how u gonna try and bullshyt a bullshytter?....all the guys were there when he was fukkin with that blonde chick and he up there tryin to convince them he ain't do nothin...

that ronnie v mike war.....