Jesus been told ya'll the game.....

[Chrishaune]

John 4:15-19

15 The woman said to Him, “Sir, give me this water, so that I will not get thirsty nor [have to continually] come all the way here to draw.”

16 At this, Jesus said, “Go, call your husband and come back.”

17 The woman answered, “I do not have a husband.” Jesus said to her, “You have correctly said, ‘I do not have a husband’;

18 for you have had five husbands, and the man you are now living with is not your [f]husband. You have said this truthfully.”

19 The woman said to Him, “Sir, I see that You are a prophet.

Then she's going to say "I see You are a prophet" As long as they feel like that can get away with it......

 

[Turbulent]

I don't get it.

 

[Wargames]

Sound more like Jesus peeped game to me…..

 

[Mowgli]

Jesus I'm thirsty.

How, Uza hoe - jesus

True - her

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

“you have had five husbands”

jesus knew her body count

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

I ain't got into to reading it yet but I heard he was something else in the lost books of the bible.

 

[Sir Richard Spirit]

Jesus I'm thirsty.

Uza hoe - jesus

True - her

Now go ask that motherfukker you laying with to give you a drink -Jesus

 

[Secure Da Bag]

If you told me I'd bring in Christmas with Jesus being the #HOH Prophet, I wouldn't have believed you.

 

[DON MA MA]

Jesus wasn't judging her or he would've told her to repent.
He was telling her, her own her unusual story (because only husband's could divorce women back then) to show he had the power to know this about her. It was rare to find a woman who had five dudes bush her and it's likely a woman wouldn't admit to that.

So jesus being able to know this secret about a random, proved he was a prophet. He showed her respect that she kept it real after he revealed he knew this about her and gave her some water.

 

[Chrishaune]

Jesus wasn't judging her or he would've told her to repent. He was telling her, her own her unusual story (because only husband's could divorce women back then) to show he had the power to know this about her. It was rare to find a woman who had five dudes bush her and it's likely one wouldn't admit to that.

So to be able to know this secret about a random, proved he was a prophet. He showed her respect that she kept it real and gave her some water.

Who in this thread is sending her to hell?
You weak minded simp.

 

[Da King]

@MMS Jesus game was

 

[DON MA MA]

Who in this thread is sending her to hell?
You weak minded simp.

You mad.
You're a simp for a Man you never met, you call him Daddy and he Saved you cause you Weak. Spiritual fakkit.

You read stories about him and you fell in love

 

[Buddy]

I don't get it.

Jesus was getting his Maury/Lie Detector results on

 

[FS4LFE]

2024 and still believing in a fictional sky daddy

Where was God during slavery and other terrible events that happened in the world? I guess they didn’t pray hard enough.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Modern translation


Woman: Buy me a drink

Jesus: Ask your man to buy you a drink

Woman: I don’t have a man

Jesus: bytch you done had 5 husbands. fukk outta here. But technically you right, cause you with a nikka right now but he ain’t wifed you up

Woman: My bad for even trying you like that

Jesus: On God