Jesus been told ya'll the game.....

[CobaltBlue]

2024 and still believing in a fictional sky daddy

Where was God during slavery and other terrible events that happened in the world? I guess they didn’t pray hard enough.

You lame azz fools never tire of this

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Op so dumb he doesn't comprehend the dumb ass book he quoting from. Typical dumb ass religious mafukka.

 

[010101]

CHRIST.ISM*

 

[The Fade]

Went through 5 men and now on her 6th and still had to ask for water

 

[sanityovar8ted]

But I thought Jesus loved the ho3s especially the way Mary Magdalene (a known ho3) followed him around and the rumor of them getting married

 

[Chrishaune]

But I thought Jesus loved the ho3s especially the way Mary Magdalene (a known ho3) followed him around and the rumor of them getting married

If you're are coming in this thread trying to spread that lie.....

The Lord rebuke you.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

But I thought Jesus loved the ho3s especially the way Mary Magdalene (a known ho3) followed him around and the rumor of them getting married

Hoes and prostitutes ain't the same.

 

[CobaltBlue]

But I thought Jesus loved the ho3s especially the way Mary Magdalene (a known ho3) followed him around and the rumor of them getting married

He love everybody which is why he gave her “ the water of life”

 

[Wargames]

But I thought Jesus loved the ho3s especially the way Mary Magdalene (a known ho3) followed him around and the rumor of them getting married

Even if that was true then Jesus performed another miracle turning a hoe into a house wife.


And she acted right!

 

[sanityovar8ted]

If you're are coming in this thread trying to spread that lie.....

The Lord rebuke you.

The Bible is the greatest selling fiction ever written

If you're are coming in this thread trying to spread that lie.....

The Lord rebuke you.

I don't believe in organized religion so fucc ur imaginary Jesus

 

[Savvir]

Modern translation


Woman: Buy me a drink

Jesus: Ask your man to buy you a drink

Woman: I don’t have a man

Jesus: bytch you done had 5 husbands. fukk outta here. But technically you right, cause you with a nikka right now but he ain’t wifed you up

Woman: My bad for even trying you like that

Jesus: On God

 

[Heavy_Handz]

Modern translation


Woman: Buy me a drink

Jesus: Ask your man to buy you a drink

Woman: I don’t have a man

Jesus: bytch you done had 5 husbands. fukk outta here. But technically you right, cause you with a nikka right now but he ain’t wifed you up

Woman: My bad for even trying you like that

Jesus: On God

 

[Savvir]

So in other words, Jesus is and always has been full of shyt? Atrocities happening with black people and you're only concerned with a woman who has a so called high body count?!?!

atrocities were happening to jews, romans, aztecs, asians, indians.... pretty much the whole world while jesus was trying to live his lil storyline in the middle east....

he was on that hyon to everyone equally.... he didnt even deliver the jews from tyranny like moses my G

 

[MMS]

Only have one partner

So why does she keep coming back for the same water source

ISAIAH 44:27 KJV That saith to the deep, Be dry, and I will dry up thy rivers:

Isaiah 44:27 KJV: That saith to the deep, Be dry, and I will dry up thy rivers:

www.kingjamesbibleonline.org

 

[cobra]

This is why He is the GOAT