Jesus been told ya'll the game.....

[Remote]

If you're looking to start some drama tomorrow:

 

[Dont@Me]

I don't get it.

Bible babble

 

[Child_Of_God]

2024 and still believing in a fictional sky daddy

Where was God during slavery and other terrible events that happened in the world? I guess they didn’t pray hard enough.

Why do y’all silly atheists keep spouting this bullshyt?


God gave people free will, the choice of doing good or evil. If God intervene in everything then that would make him a dictator/tyrant which goes against his very nature.

 

[Chrishaune]

Why do y’all silly atheists keep spouting this bullshyt?


God gave people free will, the choice of doing good or evil. If God intervene in everything then that would make him a dictator/tyrant which goes against his very nature.

They are pagans breh. You can tell every time they use the word "sky daddy". It's a pagan tip off.

The Lord will handle them.

 

[MMS]

@MMS Jesus game was

What does it mean to you?

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Jesus I'm thirsty.

Uza hoe - jesus

True - her

Modern translation


Woman: Buy me a drink

Jesus: Ask your man to buy you a drink

Woman: I don’t have a man

Jesus: bytch you done had 5 husbands. fukk outta here. But technically you right, cause you with a nikka right now but he ain’t wifed you up

Woman: My bad for even trying you like that

Jesus: On God

Is there an AI that translates the Bible in this way? They'd be 50 million new Christians in 2024.

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

So in other words, Jesus is and always has been full of shyt? Atrocities happening with black people and you're only concerned with a woman who has a so called high body count?!?!

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Modern translation


Woman: Buy me a drink

Jesus: Ask your man to buy you a drink

Woman: I don’t have a man

Jesus: bytch you done had 5 husbands. fukk outta here. But technically you right, cause you with a nikka right now but he ain’t wifed you up

Woman: My bad for even trying you like that

Jesus: On God

What? "On my dad"? Lol

 

[Geek Nasty]

 

[ORDER_66]

“you have had five husbands”

jesus knew her body count

 

[the elastic]

White Jesus wylin

Spoiler

 

[Wargames]

I don't get it.

Some people never will

But I do!

 

[Da King]

What does it mean to you?

Only have one partner

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

I don't get it.

she fuecked 5 men in her life. those days if a woman that wasn't a hooker laid with you the two of you we now an item. wed.

 

[Dont@Me]

Some people never will

But I do!

Damn you special as fukk huh?