Jimmy Fallon Blew a Chance to Date Nicole Kidman...Coli, learn from this man's mistake

[Costanza]

i had to laugh when i heard that shyt about playing videogames when a chick is sitting trying to chat... ive done that before for sure on many occasions lol...

i can remember distinctly we were predrinking and my one homie brought over his gf and 3 pretty great looking chicks, but we had busted out the snes and were having an nba jam tournament and i was so rattled my dude was cheesing me with airdog or watever, we must have had like 2 hours straight of games and these chicks were not having it lol

 

[Fckumeen]

Story was hilarious.

 

[flea]

Who the fukk is Nicole Kidman?

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

She missed out on the zulu nation gatherings.

 

[Flash Thunderton]

Can this Indian, curry eatin mothafukka get banned I hate seeing his name under a thread title


@Napoleon don't even dare quote me fuccboi

 

[duckbutta]

So Nicole Kidman is a typical coli poster

"Yeah yeah tell him I uh...want to cast him in the bewitched movie and uh...tell him I will be at his place in 10 minutes"

 

[meth68]

Who the fukk is Nicole Kidman?

Are you over the age of 12? If so, you know of her so stop it..

 

[onelastdeath]

Oh no
Not like the world isn't filled with pasty white women

O darn he blew a chance to date a single mom with multiple kids and 2 baby daddies.

n opportunity to fukk a b level movie star....... What a dream

The sarcasm in this thread is goat :blacklaff:

 

[BlackBall]

Faggon ain't intersted in ho's

 

[flea]

Are you over the age of 12? If so, you know of her so stop it..

Idk who the fukk she is faggit. fukk u gonna tell me?

 

[L. Deezy]

she too pale.. cute face but...

 

[Mowgli]

The sarcasm in this thread is goat :blacklaff:

O shucks you mean I couldnt marry into the family of a woman who's father fled Australia for running pedo ring and died in Singapore of all places doing god knows what. O shucks I missed out on so much Napoleon. You know how to pick um

 

[Arishok]

*change he to she*

 

[meth68]

Idk who the fukk she is faggit. fukk u gonna tell me?

Here you go http://bit.ly/1fg7BRJ you should try to get cable tv, or read the internet once in a while. Do you know who Tom Cruise is?

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Who?