Jimmy Fallon Blew a Chance to Date Nicole Kidman...Coli, learn from this man's mistake

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saw this last night that shyt was mad awkward for both of them she was dead serious bout dating him sounding like she would of let him it easily too :laff:

they couldn't even focus on anything else the whole time on the show

whether people like her or not he gonna be at home thinking :damn: i could of dated her or at least hit it but i was too stupid to recognize it

things wont be the same between them anymore i bet :dead:
 

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Jimmy Fallon was fukking Winona Ryder and Jordana Brewster in the early 2000s but he "missed out" on this Australian scarecrow? :maury:

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Ya'll nikkas gotta be :troll: talking about some "Who is Nicole Kidman? "

I know her name...but I don't know exactly who she is, or even what she looked like until I saw the video. I only know she's an actress, and she was with Tom Cruise....

Hollywood really knows how to make the name bigger than the person.......I could literally drop a bunch of famous white actress names, who I don't know anything about beyond their names, and the fact that they're actresses.....

Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta Jones, Scarlett Johanson, Kate Winslet, Charlize Theron, Sigorney Weaver, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sharon Stone, Uma Thurman.....

I know ALL them names, but don't really know who the hell they are, or what movies they been in :heh: (except Kate Winslet in Titanic....but I never watched Titanic so I still don't know what she look like....I just know she was in it)
 

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I know her name...but I don't know exactly who she is, or even what she looked like until I saw the video. I only know she's an actress, and she was with Tom Cruise....

Hollywood really knows how to make the name bigger than the person.......I could literally drop a bunch of famous white actress names, who I don't know anything about beyond their names, and the fact that they're actresses.....

Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta Jones, Scarlett Johanson, Kate Winslet, Charlize Theron, Sigorney Weaver, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sharon Stone, Uma Thurman.....

I know ALL them names, but don't really know who the hell they are, or what movies they been in :heh:

Moulin Rouge

The Mask of Zorro

The Avengers

Titanic

Prometheus

Avatar

Iron Man

Basic Instinct

Pulp Fiction

I didn't even have to google that shyt.

You new nikkas don't know shyt :scust:
 

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I know her name...but I don't know exactly who she is, or even what she looked like until I saw the video. I only know she's an actress, and she was with Tom Cruise....

Hollywood really knows how to make the name bigger than the person.......I could literally drop a bunch of famous white actress names, who I don't know anything about beyond their names, and the fact that they're actresses.....

Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta Jones, Scarlett Johanson, Kate Winslet, Charlize Theron, Sigorney Weaver, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sharon Stone, Uma Thurman.....

I know ALL them names, but don't really know who the hell they are, or what movies they been in :heh: (except Kate Winslet in Titanic....but I never watched Titanic so I still don't know what she look like....I just know she was in it)

HOW DA fukk YOU DONT KNOW HOW SCARLETT JOHANSON LOOKS THO....:mindblown::wtf:

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DIDNT YOU WATCH THE AVENGERS???!?! :dahell:
 
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HOW DA fukk YOU DONT KNOW HOW SCARLETT JOHANSON LOOKS THO....:mindblown::wtf:

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DIDNT YOU WATCH THE AVENGERS???!?! :dahell:

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I don't watch movies that much, tbh.....

And the only other thing I know about that bytch is that her nudes leaked during the Fappening.....and I didn't even see them shyts because porn has spoiled me, and I need more than just pics to fap to some random white actress who I'm not familiar with (i.e. video)

I'm gonna be honest: most of these white actresses are like damn near the same white (usually blonde) woman to me....just with different names. They just don't stand out to me individually....the fact that I don't watch their movies is the most likely reason for that. I know what Angelina Jolie looks like, Cameron Diaz, Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, Reese Witherspoon, etc. because I've actually seen their movies, or seen them mentioned constantly in the media outside of their work.....
 
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