Jody don't sleep: Stay safe military brehs
...and some waffle fries
Superstar
1. Never understood how folks are broke in the military. Nikka was still broke after a 9 month deployment thats crazy.
2. The military is a cesspool for simps. Nikkas marry these hoes for dumbest reasons. PCS, get out of dorms and get BAH, dont want nobody else to have her, 1st chick to give him some p*ssy etc
2. The military is a cesspool for simps. Nikkas marry these hoes for dumbest reasons. PCS, get out of dorms and get BAH, dont want nobody else to have her, 1st chick to give him some p*ssy etc
Yall really have to send emails like thisUPDATE
Short day, as soon as I came in and took my cover off, supervisor calls me into the office with Chief (E-7/Senior Enlisted for non-military people, who my supervisor answers to) and I'm already smelling some bullshyt is about to happen. These nikkas hate drama and they already know I'mwhen it comes to this shyt so they said that I have to email dude since the wife wasn't going to apparently.
Military emails have a signature at the bottom usually as a way to tell whoever is getting the email who you are, what your title is, etc. This is important because I forgot to remove that in the email, so the whole thing just came off unintentionally cold.
Basically went like this:
"AN/SN/FN X,
Regretfully, your wife came in and admitted that she cheated on you with Y. She has a belly bump, so I'm pretty sure she is pregnant. Considering what happened and the fact that there was a previous deployment, I wouldn't be surprised if your first child could be his as well. We're here to support you with anything you need."
Very Respectfully,
PO3/E4 Doctor Doom
USS Jody
(Phone Extension)
Chief and them wanted to see the email and they just busted out laughing and said "Damn you really don't fukk with him like that"
My ass of course didnt proofread the shyt before I sent it and that shyt just sounds like I didnt actually give a fukk(I dont but that you know how it is
)
Probably would have actually felt bad if he tried to listen, but oh well
Why though ?
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Cool story breh
I'm calling fan fiction tho
I'm calling fan fiction tho
richaveli83
Veteran
One of the greatest and most simple words of advice I got when I arrived at MCT was don't get married. Our instructor told us flat out these hoes don't love you and all they see is a check when they see you. So simple but so effective. 
richaveli83
Veteran
Don't need to be overseas to do that.
Some of these whores just see the uniform and the panties drop. The stories of barracks bunnies. 
Typed that shyt up looking like this
Funny, but you have to be a better battle buddy, or sailor or whatever yall call yourselves. I don't know the details of his deployment but based on the original post, he could be unstable, and that's when turn into Gomer Pyle and lives get lost for no reason.UPDATE
Short day, as soon as I came in and took my cover off, supervisor calls me into the office with Chief (E-7/Senior Enlisted for non-military people, who my supervisor answers to) and I'm already smelling some bullshyt is about to happen. These nikkas hate drama and they already know I'm
Military emails have a signature at the bottom usually as a way to tell whoever is getting the email who you are, what your title is, etc. This is important because I forgot to remove that in the email, so the whole thing just came off unintentionally cold.
Basically went like this:
"AN/SN/FN X,
Regretfully, your wife came in and admitted that she cheated on you with Y. She has a belly bump, so I'm pretty sure she is pregnant. Considering what happened and the fact that there was a previous deployment, I wouldn't be surprised if your first child could be his as well. We're here to support you with anything you need."
Very Respectfully,
PO3/E4 Doctor Doom
USS Jody
(Phone Extension)
Chief and them wanted to see the email and they just busted out laughing and said "Damn you really don't fukk with him like that
My ass of course didnt proofread the shyt before I sent it and that shyt just sounds like I didnt actually give a fukk
Probably would have actually felt bad if he tried to listen, but oh well
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O.T.I.S.
Veteran
You know gotdamn well you could’ve just deleted that shyt off the bottom of the email or recalled the messageUPDATE
Short day, as soon as I came in and took my cover off, supervisor calls me into the office with Chief (E-7/Senior Enlisted for non-military people, who my supervisor answers to) and I'm already smelling some bullshyt is about to happen. These nikkas hate drama and they already know I'm
Military emails have a signature at the bottom usually as a way to tell whoever is getting the email who you are, what your title is, etc. This is important because I forgot to remove that in the email, so the whole thing just came off unintentionally cold.
Basically went like this:
"AN/SN/FN X,
Regretfully, your wife came in and admitted that she cheated on you with Y. She has a belly bump, so I'm pretty sure she is pregnant. Considering what happened and the fact that there was a previous deployment, I wouldn't be surprised if your first child could be his as well. We're here to support you with anything you need."
Very Respectfully,
PO3/E4 Doctor Doom
USS Jody
(Phone Extension)
Chief and them wanted to see the email and they just busted out laughing and said "Damn you really don't fukk with him like that
My ass of course didnt proofread the shyt before I sent it and that shyt just sounds like I didnt actually give a fukk
Probably would have actually felt bad if he tried to listen, but oh well
You don’t HAVE to have a signature...
And anyway, they giving you moves an E5 should have to make.
Regardless, homie needs to get his affairs in order. If he’s deployed or TDY right now and he see’s that shyt he’s liable to commit that...
And she spending all that BAH money in the joint account too
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
Don't need to be overseas to do that.
some of them be in uniform too.
i went to PSD the other day and saw so many bad bytches had me like
Lots of military cats blow money, especially on bytches
You know gotdamn well you could’ve just deleted that shyt off the bottom of the email or recalled the message
You don’t HAVE to have a signature...
And anyway, they giving you moves an E5 should have to make.
I said fukk it at that point. Either way he gonna be sick as hell
I feel bad and I don't. Don't think anyone deserves to get cheated on, but running off on another deployment after JUST coming back from one especially with all this Iran shyt popping off. Leaving young wives at home while you thousands of miles away isn't smart to me.
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
Yeah this dude had his entire career to run off on deployments to pay for “loans” (that were most likely hers in the first place), but you can’t tell people shyt sometimes...I said fukk it at that point. Either way he gonna be sick as hell
I feel bad and I don't. Don't think anyone deserves to get cheated on, but running off on another deployment after JUST coming back from one especially with all this Iran shyt popping off. Leaving young wives at home while you thousands of miles away isn't smart to me.
what race was he btw
Yeah this dude had his entire career to run off on deployments to pay for “loans” (that were most likely hers in the first place), but you can’t tell people shyt sometimes...
what race was he btw
White dude
fukked up part is he usually the most level headed in the shop
zayk35
Superstar
I seen this a lot while I was in. I missed my "bm" back at home for a little while and almost moved that trifling broad out here. Then I realized I was 19 yrs old and in San Diego and she was messing with dusty nikka back home so I chunked the dueces and never looked back. You don't even have to fukk the same bytch twice if you get stationed in a big city like SD. But it mostly be them cats you just knew never got much play back home who "simp out" some of these idiots even marry the females who are enlisted. Which may be the dumbest thing you could ever do. They get smutted out thoroughly in the barracks and passed around like a worn out porn video
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