Join the Marine Corp breh's

[TNC]

Man

majority of the military dudes i play basketball with who live down in san diego are going through divorces.. Wives fukking other dudes while they was gone, couple of the dudes had kids that wasn't there's.

Join the military make sure u single and have your money in order while u in there

That's because the pay and benefits the military offers you while married are ridiculous. For most cats it's almost worth wifing up a hot chick you barely know for the payout. And if gives you something to come back home to and keep you sane while in there

 

[detroitwalt]

Im leaving for Boot Camp to Parris Island, SC in 7 days. 23rd of September.....

The feeling of me leaving has started to sink in

Hey man what were they repeating over and over? Was it "I am?"

"Aye, ma'am"



My Senior Drill Instructor was a certified nut job. He put his sword to one kid throat for moving while we were practicing for Final Drill. He put his boot square in somebody chest and kicked him off his footlocker for going to sleep while we were cleaning our rifles. the funniest is when he damn near drowned this kid with Aqua Velva. He shoved the bottle in his mouth and pumped it at least 10 times. I was glad to get the fukk out of there

 

[Bolo018]

Did basic at Ft. Knox. It wasn't shyt to me, Them cac Drill Instructors couldn't put hands on you so all that screaming and shyt didn't faze me. It was the muthafukkas in my unit I wanted to strangle. Bunch of punk ass soft ass cacs I swear...

edit- The Gas chamber was no joke though. I ain't gonna lie I would NEVER go through that shyt again. I remember you were supposed to lift up your mask, recite your full name and rank, then wait until everyone did the same. I couldn't take that shyt bruhs, gasping for air with only the horrid, putrid smell of tear gas filling your lungs. I remember looking around the chamber and seeing all the black guys freaking out and all the cac white dudes looking like and in my brain I thought it was like Anne Frank and that they were poisoning all the blacks, so I freaked out and ran, the instructor was trying to hold me back and I pushed that Cac off me yelling "I HAVE TOO LIVE!!!!" and ran into the sweet sweet morning air....NEVER AGAIN

 

[Bolo018]

"Aye, ma'am"



My Senior Drill Instructor was a certified nut job. He put his sword to one kid throat for moving while we were practicing for Final Drill. He put his boot square in somebody chest and kicked him off his footlocker for going to sleep while we were cleaning our rifles. the funniest is when he damn near drowned this kid with Aqua Velva. He shoved the bottle in his mouth and pumped it at least 10 times. I was glad to get the fukk out of there

Aqua Velva?!?!

 

[detroitwalt]

Aqua Velva?!?!

Yeah when we had our uniform inspections for some reason they would spray us with that shyt. One drill instructor would walk around with a bottle of mouth wash and another had the aqua velva. When the the one with the mouthwash stepped in front of you, you open your mouth and he would spray the mouthwash(no homo) and when the aqua velva came you just raised your arms up.

This kid raised his arms and opened his mouth and the senior drill instrcutor got confused then he got pissed at the kid for getting him confused. He grabbed the back of his head and shoved the bottle in his mouth like a damn gun and I swear he emptied half the bottle. He was coughing and that shyt was running out his mouth. Then the kid got in trouble for fukking up his uniform since it was covered in the shyt he spit out, lmao

 

[Bolo018]

Yeah when we had our uniform inspections for some reason they would spray us with that shyt. One drill instructor would walk around with a bottle of mouth wash and another had the aqua velva. When the the one with the mouthwash stepped in front of you, you open your mouth and he would spray the mouthwash(no homo) and when the aqua velva came you just raised your arms up.

This kid raised his arms and opened his mouth and the senior drill instrcutor got confused then he got pissed at the kid for getting him confused. He grabbed the back of his head and shoved the bottle in his mouth like a damn gun and I swear he emptied half the bottle. He was coughing and that shyt was running out his mouth. Then the kid got in trouble for fukking up his uniform since it was covered in the shyt he spit out, lmao

them nikkas aint shyt

 

[RAX 010]

*Reads news of ex-military guy shooting up a navy yard possibly because of ptsd*

We are all MK ULTRA canidates the moment we raised our right hand and took that OATH.....

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Man this thread about to make me start a Coli True Military Stories thread

 

[unit321]

In police academy, they ran it para-military. Inspection in the morning was similar to military boot camp inspection. Get in line, dress right dress, stand at attention, wait to get inspected.
During inspection, you would be sweating your balls off hoping you didn't forget anything. If the dude next to you got burned, he got chewed out/smoked for it, not at the level of Drill Instructor, but the entire class would receive the same punishment. Everybody... because we are a team. We would be doing push-ups or run. Nothing was funny. Because if you laughed at someone getting smoked, then that would be additional team punishment.
Later on, we all inspected each other before inspection so no one would get in trouble. But then, they would throw something in the mix. Like remembering something that was taught in class. If you or someone else forgot, everyone got smoked. So, we later pre-inspected each other and also quizzed each other on stuff we were supposed to know.

 

[Maddmike]

I went though that towards the end. The thing is you can get dropped back in training. They will build a case with the proper documentation and if they feel you need to get dropped back in trainning they will make it happen. That will get rid of the laughs reall quick. Marine boot camp is 3 months but when you finish you will literally feel like you were there a lot longer.

not to mention theyll punish everyone everytime one dude fukk up and when yall alone

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

My dad was a drill sgt imagine my upbringing

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Thought about it but I'll keep it in here. So, anyone who's checked any of my post know that I've hinted at my prior military experience. Was artillery for 3 yrs, got out, moved back to GA, said fukk that shyt, and came back in AG (secretary for you civilians) until I got my degree from KU and got the hell out again. From day one I knew the military was gonna be fun times.......

MEPS: So I joined thru the MEPS in Jacksonville, FL and shipped out to Ft Sill, OK in Nov of 98. Fresh out of school, went to Albany State Univ during the summer, NEVER went to class, said fukk it and joined the Army. Wanted to join the Navy but got tired of my friends who were going Army harassing me about getting raped on a sub and shyt so I signed up for the Army. So we at MEPS and we doing the stupid routine of waking up at 4:30 to get there at 6 to do all this testing and stuff. Quick rewind, if you don't get any trim at the hotel they stick you in before you ship out/go for the initial stuff, you's a bytch. Chicks be dying to give it up since they treat it like their last rites of passage to be a skank. Me & a dude who was my RA at ASU ran thru this Becky the whole night and we all went to MEPS drunk and smelling like sex.

So we get to MEPS and they just run you thru a battery of these ridiculous test (like duck walk and stuff). We get to the piss test portion and there was this one hippy white cat who was nervous as shyt at the hotel the day before, popping pills trying to flush his system. Well all standing in this one room (not a bathroom) with about 5 urinals and they make you stand in a line so I'm next after hippy white guy goes. Yung, when I tell you dude turned around with the bluest piss I've ever seen in my life, I'm not exaggerating. Piss was as blue as Papa Smurf. The doc looked at that shyt and automatically DQ'd dude. Hit'em with the "we don't even have to test this to know you on some shyt." Son was mad hurt cause he was telling everyone this was his only shot in life to turn it around and make something out of himself. Honestly felt sorry for him but I didn't give a shyt as long as my piss didn't come back hot. Was also the first time I had ever been on a plane so I was in there sweating like Ted Striker and shyt.. Thank goodness this was all pre 9/11 cause they would've for sure taken me as a terrorist

I'll finish up my 1st day when I get some free time....have to at show that I'm working today

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

I was an aircraft maintenance administrative clerk but I tell people I worked in counter intel. with top secret clearance.

Everyone is in Intel and has a top secret clearance even if there job doesn't require one

If people think the internet breeds they don't know the military. Just a big swinging dikk contest amongst the none spec op community.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Everyone is in Intel and has a top secret clearance even if there job doesn't require one

If people think the internet breeds they don't know the military. Just a big swinging dikk contest amongst the none spec op community.

"the military is nothing but a collection of thieves & liars who congregate to exchange ideas"....truest thing my old PLT SGT ever told me

 

[unit321]

.... Just a big swinging dikk contest amongst the none spec op community.

I had a friend who was Navy SEAL. Because of that, he kept it on the down-low. Regular Joe Schmoe and didn't act like he was the toughest dude in the room, ever.
It wasn't until he left the Navy that he told me he was a SEAL. He was in physically top condition though, always, like he was mid-fielder on Liverpool F.C. or something.