Jokes from the Justin Bieber Roast

[all3rd]

2 Chainz

 

[BlackMajik]

I'm not liking the Shaq monkey jokes

 

[DaDoc04]

jeff ross with the 911 joke on petes dad tho

 

[all3rd]

Dave come back

 

[SupaHotIce]

Yoo these cacs savage

Snoop about to eat them all

 

[all3rd]

Usher been called a molester twice tonight.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Usher been called a molester twice tonight.

Let's hope his reputation will survive a Comedy Central roast

 

[Idaeo]

"Justin's ass is like a movie ticket.....torn in half by Usher."

 

[Zach Lowe]

Journals wasn't an album?

they called it a compilation

i think it was online only and they stopped billboard/soundscan from reporting the sales

still sold like crazy probably
what did they say about it

 

[all3rd]

Snoop starts with a rape joke.

 

[all3rd]

Snoop rappers were saying hoes 10 years before you.

 

[BlackMajik]

Snoop SMH

Snoop was a c00ning mess

 

[Mr Rager]

Chris D'Elia: "I'm proud of you. You have it all. You literally are a guy who has it all — except for respect, love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy."

Ludacris: "You're not tough, Justin. I'm here to let you know that. I know you've been on Ellen 14 times. You act so much like a p*ssy on the show, Ellen tried to eat you."

 

[Dolla$]

This is the funniest Kevin hart been in years

This the first time I legit laughed at his jokes

 

[all3rd]

Snoop looks like a Mortal Kombat character.