nahhhhhh you cant type some shyt like this without giving the full story LMAO
lol.
ight so few yrs ago I met some cute latina who worked for viacom and was thick enough to have you singin "I got a keeeeeeloooo"
anyways we had like 3 lunch dates and 1 time we took a walk in the park. got no prob takin it slow cuz shorty wasn't no damaged goods
so last date, end up back @ her place upper west side and bodybag it before 10.
left her slump, got up wit my nikkaz and consumed mass amounts of henessey, sour and shrooms
up all night. shorty calls me next mornin and says she got errands to run but she wants to see me
so I'm like OK, hit me after your done. she says ok but then texts me I could meet her at the venue, its at the Marriot by the airport.
so I'm thinkin like "OK ima show face so shorty has that confidence" even tho I was sleepin on my nikkaz couch and his wife was cookin breakfast
I do the dip, roll a L, drive to the airport and when I get there I walk inside and I still hadn't realized what I just walked into.
these nikkaz was sellin you a hotline to call a lawyer 24hrs a day.
shyt was wild cuz I'm thinkin "nooooooo I thought this bytch was smaaaart"
so I had already walked in the main room, took a Kashi bar and said "fukk it" ill just play along and in a hour or two we could be eatin funnel cakes and then rollin in the sheets
nope.
shorty had me sittin there for 3 hours and this shyt was almos all black people
it was really sad to see vultures doin they thing live. but after the dread wore off I was like :ohh: and
at the brainwashing I was witnessing live. and of course I was forced to participate and answer call backs like;
"your the man right?"
"right"
"I don't believe you lol"
"RIGHT!!"
"thas much better"
actually it was 4 hours of that cuz afterwards they hung around for an hour like a group of cockroaches or ants feasting together
afterwards, I got some purp, got funnel cakes, walked beach while she talked about this pyramid scheme and when I asked her how much $$$ she made she said like $10,000 in two years but above all this "helps" people
at that point I ain't even want the puss anymore. I tried like lowkey debating it with her and she wasn't having it. so I was like ahhh can't be that bad F it. so I stuck around, we fcked and I called her nex week to chill
bytch was in hawaii at a seminar and was like "heyy ill fly you out here" and I never called her back again
shyt had me
Keep watching it brehs, about 1:45 in. This whole fukking video is some inception type video. It's actually PRO-WAKE UP NOW, she's playing devil's advocate with her whole monologue in the beginning. This video is more marketing bullshyt from wake up now
aight its on...bytches get there and they both dimes my dikk is ready like 
...so we start the cypha mid way through the bytch pulls out a laptop and puts on some world venture shyt...im like 
my cousin who was there was like 
...bytch actually used her p*ssy to try to sell us this bullshyt...she got tight packed her shyt up and bounced...come to find out the other chick that was with her was her girlfriend so she wasnt even planning to fukk...these pyramid schemers aint loyal...
She still got some mothafukkas
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...and it might teach nikkas some hustle and salesman skills that will help them at something else even though you cant put Wakeup Now on your resume. If you quiting your job or giving up your last 100$ though thinkin this a sure thing
...told her it was a scam and im working on my own business proposal now to run by her
nothing like seeing someone who you held in high regards get suckered into this shyt. Than they think they can sucker you into it as well 
look at how this overly dramatic shyt is
nikka you ain't even left the country.
