
nahhhhhh you cant type some shyt like this without giving the full story LMAO
lol.
ight so few yrs ago I met some cute latina who worked for viacom and was thick enough to have you singin "I got a keeeeeeloooo"
anyways we had like 3 lunch dates and 1 time we took a walk in the park. got no prob takin it slow cuz shorty wasn't no damaged goods
so last date, end up back @ her place upper west side and bodybag it before 10.
left her slump, got up wit my nikkaz and consumed mass amounts of henessey, sour and shrooms
up all night. shorty calls me next mornin and says she got errands to run but she wants to see me
so I'm like OK, hit me after your done. she says ok but then texts me I could meet her at the venue, its at the Marriot by the airport.
so I'm thinkin like "OK ima show face so shorty has that confidence" even tho I was sleepin on my nikkaz couch and his wife was cookin breakfast
I do the dip, roll a L, drive to the airport and when I get there I walk inside and I still hadn't realized what I just walked into.
these nikkaz was sellin you a hotline to call a lawyer 24hrs a day.
shyt was wild cuz I'm thinkin "nooooooo I thought this bytch was smaaaart"
so I had already walked in the main room, took a Kashi bar and said "fukk it" ill just play along and in a hour or two we could be eatin funnel cakes and then rollin in the sheets
nope.
shorty had me sittin there for 3 hours and this shyt was almos all black people
it was really sad to see vultures doin they thing live. but after the dread wore off I was like :ohh: and

at the brainwashing I was witnessing live. and of course I was forced to participate and answer call backs like;
"your the man right?"
"right"
"I don't believe you lol"
"RIGHT!!"
"thas much better"
actually it was 4 hours of that cuz afterwards they hung around for an hour like a group of cockroaches or ants feasting together
afterwards, I got some purp, got funnel cakes, walked beach while she talked about this pyramid scheme and when I asked her how much $$$ she made she said like $10,000 in two years but above all this "helps" people
at that point I ain't even want the puss anymore. I tried like lowkey debating it with her and she wasn't having it. so I was like ahhh can't be that bad F it. so I stuck around, we fcked and I called her nex week to chill
bytch was in hawaii at a seminar and was like "heyy ill fly you out here" and I never called her back again
shyt had me
