Just almost shot my homosexual neighbor

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So I’m in my house chillin, my girl outside on the steps smoking a cigarette :huhldup:

So the nikka across the hall comes up the steps and my girl moves out the way…he passes and turns around and says “next time move the fukk out my way”

So they get into and heshe tells my girl to go get her p*ssy ass nikka…so she comes get me and I can tell it’s some dumb shyt by her tone, so I’m like what now :snoop:

This 6’5 fakkit with weave braids is outside talking cash shyt, put his lil braids up in a ponytail like he wanted to fight…I started to fall for the fukkery, but I’m like naw I ain’t tusslin with no bussy boy :dame:

I’ll be back :youngsabo:

Showed up to the door (didn’t break the threshold) wit the pole in jeans :dame:

Didn’t pull it out didn’t threaten him, just stood there wit it hangin out my pocket like John Wayne like wassup :martin:

Then he grabbed the phone and called the police :russ:


I don’t know what all heshe told them nor did I kno the type of time they were gonna be on, so I puts my shyt up and wait for what’s gonna happen

Police came to the door, asked me to step outside..I told them what happened, I had them laughing when the asked have we ever had any prior altercations

I’m like officer, he lives a alternative lifestyle :dame: we have nothing to speak about..they then had my girl come out and she told her side then that was that

Then they went and spoke to him, and they left :yeshrug:

but naw everybody ain’t playing out here :birdman:
we dont measure danity kanes in harlem breh
 

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Just cause they got braids don't mean that ain't still a male
Op is aware of this which is why he went to grab his gun.

Op, have you considered diffusing situations? From my perspective rather than speaking with this neighbor, you just went off what your girl said. I hope you don't do that often. As men we really have to assess what's most important and what's necessary to do and not. You overreacted bro and it sounds like you have some insecurities yourself to work on. The guy's sexually shouldn't even matter. If you felt he was disrespectful, that's another thing but your post reads extremely feminine imo breh.
 

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I would advise you to never be alone , smoke or drink with that boy because you might wake up sorry
 

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He must have been having a bad day that’s why he had the courage to say something, not knowing it was almost his last day on earth
It also would've been your last day as a free man with a clean record. Over what, poor conflict resolution skills between RuPaul and your girl? You don't even know if she telling the truth, especially with this being Florida

No jokes, u need to run this story past some older relatives in your family and see how they respond, this ain't the way to go out
 

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It also would've been your last day as a free man with a clean record. Over what, poor conflict resolution skills between RuPaul and your girl? You don't even know if she telling the truth, especially with this being Florida

No jokes, u need to run this story past some older relatives in your family and see how they respond, this ain't the way to go out
the bolded alone got me :dead:
 

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