A Real Human Bean
and a real hero
So, I was watching Drive with a friend and I got this idea to see if I could get girls by acting like Gosling's character. 
That week he calls me to pick him up some where. I get ready and put on a cool jacket, some sweet gloves and put the Drive OST on my phone.
I drive up to his place and he's waiting there, along with two girls, one of them I remember from back in high school but I never spoke to her. I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in.
My friend is smiling and he tries hard not to laugh so he doesn't break the act 
The girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat and I always had a crush on her
She starts talking to me and I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible - Yes, No, I don't know etc. 
And we just drive around silently for a while, while the OST is playing
The next day, my friend texts me saying the girl was asking about me a lot
I hit him back like "Really? What did she say?" But my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist. I have no friends. There were no girls. I'm staring at the ceiling of my bedroom
That week he calls me to pick him up some where. I get ready and put on a cool jacket, some sweet gloves and put the Drive OST on my phone.
I drive up to his place and he's waiting there, along with two girls, one of them I remember from back in high school but I never spoke to her. I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in.
My friend is smiling and he tries hard not to laugh so he doesn't break the act The girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat and I always had a crush on her
She starts talking to me and I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible - Yes, No, I don't know etc. And we just drive around silently for a while, while the OST is playing
The next day, my friend texts me saying the girl was asking about me a lot
I hit him back like "Really? What did she say?" But my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist. I have no friends. There were no girls. I'm staring at the ceiling of my bedroom
