Just bagged a DIME by acting like Ryan Gosling in Drive
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King Crimson
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Ditto. I laughed.
this is a bytch ass thread, I've never seen the movie "Drive" and was tempted to illegally download it via torrent after reading the first few sentences.
you almost put me in danger of getting another copywrite notice from my ISP bytch, you don't deserve to have friends.
you almost put me in danger of getting another copywrite notice from my ISP bytch, you don't deserve to have friends.
MenacingMonk
War & Peace
I 
Ol' Old Spice as nikka. 
what are you on?
what are you on?
BunchePark
Coli N Calisthenics
lol yo lame ass typed that fukkery out
Dr.HannibalLecter
Tha Realest
So, I was watching Drive with a friend and I got this idea to see if I could get girls by acting like Gosling's character.
That week he calls me to pick him up some where. I get ready and put on a cool jacket, some sweet gloves and put the Drive OST on my phone.
I drive up to his place and he's waiting there, along with two girls, one of them I remember from back in high school but I never spoke to her. I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in.My friend is smiling and he tries hard not to laugh so he doesn't break the act
The girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat and I always had a crush on herShe starts talking to me and I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible - Yes, No, I don't know etc.
And we just drive around silently for a while, while the OST is playing
The next day, my friend texts me saying the girl was asking about me a lotI hit him back like "Really? What did she say?" But my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist. I have no friends. There were no girls. I'm staring at the ceiling of my bedroom
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if this thread was a movie, then it would have been the best movie I've seen all year.
So, I was watching Drive with a friend and I got this idea to see if I could get girls by acting like Gosling's character.
That week he calls me to pick him up some where. I get ready and put on a cool jacket, some sweet gloves and put the Drive OST on my phone.
I drive up to his place and he's waiting there, along with two girls, one of them I remember from back in high school but I never spoke to her. I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in.
The girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat and I always had a crush on her
And we just drive around silently for a while, while the OST is playing
The next day, my friend texts me saying the girl was asking about me a lot
nikka I was writing notes on this shyt about to try this shyt out....that ending 
Ima try this shyt anyway
Non Sequitur
Creep.
Should've acted like Ryan gosling in Only God Forgives. And by that I mean banging hookers and having a creepy relationship with your mother.
Because I can