Just bagged a DIME by acting like Ryan Gosling in Drive

[b@squ1@t]

was with it all the way

..til the end..

 

[Turbulent]

So, I was watching Drive with a friend and I got this idea to see if I could get girls by acting like Gosling's character.

That week he calls me to pick him up some where. I get ready and put on a cool jacket, some sweet gloves and put the Drive OST on my phone.

I drive up to his place and he's waiting there, along with two girls, one of them I remember from back in high school but I never spoke to her. I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in. My friend is smiling and he tries hard not to laugh so he doesn't break the act

The girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat and I always had a crush on her She starts talking to me and I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible - Yes, No, I don't know etc.

And we just drive around silently for a while, while the OST is playing

The next day, my friend texts me saying the girl was asking about me a lot I hit him back like "Really? What did she say?" But my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist. I have no friends. There were no girls. I'm staring at the ceiling of my bedroom

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

People write ducktale stories on here every day, props for being the only one to come clean.

 

[godfather]

 

[Ikwa]

 

[Thegospel]

Lol that silent shyt only works in movies. It was a tight movie though. Now being in your own world is another story. Some hoes are intrigued by that because you're still talking, just not paying her any special attention.

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

I could tell by the style it was some ***** ish.

 

[DallasTxRep]

Funny

 

[Dooby]

Lol hilarious. Good one.

Edit:

Had to take back my dap you thieving unoriginal fakkit

 

[Scientific Playa]

I liked it, it held my attention. dude has some inner Steinbeck/Hemingway in him itching to get out

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

Stay off the crack and meth

 

[Crakface]

So, I was watching Drive with a friend and I got this idea to see if I could get girls by acting like Gosling's character.

That week he calls me to pick him up some where. I get ready and put on a cool jacket, some sweet gloves and put the Drive OST on my phone.

I drive up to his place and he's waiting there, along with two girls, one of them I remember from back in high school but I never spoke to her. I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in. My friend is smiling and he tries hard not to laugh so he doesn't break the act

The girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat and I always had a crush on her She starts talking to me and I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible - Yes, No, I don't know etc.

And we just drive around silently for a while, while the OST is playing

The next day, my friend texts me saying the girl was asking about me a lot I hit him back like "Really? What did she say?" But my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist. I have no friends. There were no girls. I'm staring at the ceiling of my bedroom

While you're being a bozo in a movie whos being you? Lames on the Coli.

 

[Flay Mayweather]

Would this work on the bus?

 

[newarkhiphop]

son of a bytch, you got me

 

[Grams]

This breh entire account has me slumped