Just finished reading Prodigy's book...

[Street Knowledge]

The lindsay lohan story

 

[mobbinfms]

Ballerina P was a walking breathing L

I'm 40 with you right now. So I'm gonna fall back. But I'm def negging you when I get the opportunity. I'm sounding like Prodigy right now, talking about what I shoulda coulda woulda do...

 

[louisvandross]

I haven't read the book, but I'd imagine it is, as it's HILARIOUS lol. And it's shyt you can't get from the book lmao. He's doing impressions, there's sound effects and you hear his vocal tones lmao. It's really hilarious, also interesting and insightful. Was exceptional, really enjoyed it, shyt is like 16 hours long or something lol. Yeah it's narrating by P, it's dope man.

the impressions are funny, even tho they all sound exactly the same. He has three voices he reads this in: his normal voice, a hype/surprised voice, & his "impression" voice. The funniest part to me was when he recalled the gunit meeting where 50 was mad at banks, olivia, and yayo for not wearing gunit reeboks then lloyd banks stormed out like he was on maury LoL starts at 5:11 right after he tells Nas he loves him


This the one where he talks about aliens. He also implies cam'ron started rockin pink cause of him.

 

[mortuus est]

prodigy was cheating on his wife?

 

[Roberto Dinero]

prodigy was cheating on his wife?

Yeah, constantly apparently. She cheated on him too. Most of these rap dudes end up cheating a lot. It must be hard not to when you got all kinds of dimes willing to do whatever you want.

 

[USSInsiders]

He saw UFO lights outside his window. Was shook and literally scared to go to the window and look. He was hiding from the light under his covers. His girl was like, "Go check on the kids"

P was like

"You go check on the kids".

Basically alien nikkas from other galaxies coming to Earth to punk P. The story of his life.

"March 5th...three a.m...three alien nikkas crept in my crib. I was like, "Word, yall nikkas from Mars?" These nikkas had huge heads. They eyes was green and they spoke telepathically in the thunn language. One of the E.T. nikkas was talking mad reckluss so I told dun to chill. I grabbed the burner and put that shyt to the nikka dome and threatened to kill par, but before I could pull the trigger the nikka teleported back to another universe. Dun is lucky that teleporter worked cause otherwise I would've bodied that flying saucer ass nikka."

 

[Konnan]

He always was about to pull the strap but somehow never did

I was angry when they killed E money Bags tho

He was the only real one outta all of them it seemed

Arriba la raza

 

[mortuus est]

Yeah, constantly apparently. She cheated on him too. Most of these rap dudes end up cheating a lot. It must be hard not to when you got all kinds of dimes willing to do whatever you want.

damn, terrible

im listening to the audio version and im on the bit where lohan invites him to the club lol

 

[Roberto Dinero]

damn, terrible

im listening to the audio version and im on the bit where lohan invites him to the club lol

Yeah, that was funny.

Also, one of his cheating stories. Says he was at the club and this chick Havoc used to mess with sat down next to him and he started fingering her right there, in front of everyone.

He was gonna take her home but Havoc ended up scooping her back up and left with her.

She was a dime too. This is her:

 

[louisvandross]

"March 5th...three a.m...three alien nikkas crept in my crib. I was like, "Word, yall nikkas from Mars?" These nikkas had huge heads. They eyes was green and they spoke telepathically in the thunn language. One of the E.T. nikkas was talking mad reckluss so I told dun to chill. I grabbed the burner and put that shyt to the nikka dome and threatened to kill par, but before I could pull the trigger the nikka teleported back to another universe. Dun is lucky that teleporter worked cause otherwise I would've bodied that flying saucer ass nikka."

 

[USSInsiders]

very fitting pic breh

btw 305 we out here

 

[louisvandross]

Anyone have that ET floating in the river GIF?

 

[George's Dilemma]

You remember what chapter he mentions it? You remember at all what says?

I'm on a tablet, so I cant type it all or paste it as its on a Nook app, but here's a lil bit.

Suddenly, all the power went out. I looked out the window and saw that the whole block was blacked out, so I decided to go to bed. As I lay down next to Kiki, a bright light beamed into the bedroom window. It looked like a police helicopter's searchlight, except it was silent. Oh sh!t, are the police looking for somebody over here?

"Kiki, get up!" I reached over to wake Kiki. "Look at this sh!t!" The bright white beam began changing colors-red, yellow, green, blue, orange, repeating randomly. "Do you see this sh!t?" I asked. "What the fukk is is that?" Kiki said. "Do you see this sh!t?" "Yes, go look out the window and see what that is!" She said. "I'm not going near that window." I knew what it was. A UFO was hovering over our crib, shining light beams into our bedroom.

 

[USSInsiders]

I'm on a tablet, so I cant type it all or paste it as its on a Nook app, but here's a lil bit.

Suddenly, all the power went out. I looked out the window and saw that the whole block was blacked out, so I decided to go to bed. As I lay down next to Kiki, a bright light beamed into the bedroom window. It looked like a police helicopter's searchlight, except it was silent. Oh sh!t, are the police looking for somebody over here?

"Kiki, get up!" I reached over to wake Kiki. "Look at this sh!t!" The bright white beam began changing colors-red, yellow, green, blue, orange, repeating randomly. "Do you see this sh!t?" I asked. "What the fukk is is that?" Kiki said. "Do you see this sh!t?" "Yes, go look out the window and see what that is!" She said. "I'm not going near that window." I knew what it was. A UFO was hovering over our crib, shining light beams into our bedroom.

oh shyt props for goign through the trouble to find this shyt breh

 

[louisvandross]

btw 305 we out here

YESSIR

Cant wait to down there during that Ultra festival