Just took 3 pills.. Might die (Will Update)

[ChrisDorner]

I been mad constipated these last few days so I copped some dulcolax, box said take 1 to 3 pills daily, I popped 3 because I'm a fukkin baller & that's what I do

shyt wasn't working after an hour so I looked online for reviews & testimonials from this product:

I bought a huge 200 pack of pills on sale from Costco expecting some cramping not near death experience I had. Dear LORD I HAVE NEVER NEVER FELT THIS IN MY LIFE! I took one pill at 11 pm woke up at 4 am literally sweating felt like I was in labor, I just had cramps no bm. About 15 minutes later just diarrhea all morning I didn't leave the toilet until 8 am. I was cleaned out my system but felt sick and still had horrid cramps! I should have read the reviews before buying! The worst laxative ever! I threw away the pack! I am using senna (more expensive) again no cramping and solid bms not diarrhea.

After 5 days of constipation I took one pill at 9pm on Christmas Eve hoping to make some room for Christmas dinner and get rid of horrible bloating. I woke around 5am with horrendous stomach cramps, shivering with almost flu-like symptoms. I then went to the toilet with an explosion of diarrhea. I then went about 6 more times in quick succession and then periodically (still horrid violent diarrhoea) until about 5pm the following day. I felt unwell all of Christmas Day in bed. No turkey or champagne for me. I still feel unwell today (Boxing Day) and am lying on the bed whilst friends and family are enjoying a party. I will never ever take this tablet again and it should not be taken lightly. Really angry that it has ruined my Christmas.

I'm just waiting for this shyt to kick in

God help me

 

[Non Sequitur]

 

[NotACop]

 

[Beegio]

nikkas implode everyday, B

 

[BlackBieber]

well, what a shytty way to die

 

[ChrisDorner]

My stomach already starting to feel funny Why did I take 3

 

[usopp]

I been mad constipated these last few days so I copped some dulcolax, box said take 1 to 3 pills daily, I popped 3 because I'm a fukkin baller & that's what I do

shyt wasn't working after an hour so I looked online for reviews & testimonials from this product:









I'm just waiting for this shyt to kick in

God help me

Damn I hope you're not black, because Elvis died on tha toilet

 

[Crakface]

The new gimmick? Save me from myself before i go overboard. These are i dont get p*ssy problems.

 

[AJtheOne]

didn't you clog ya girl's toilet like week or 2 ago
now you constipated
you might have a problem breh
oh well your gonna die anyway so

 

[Mr. Negative]

yeah breh. those pills is tiny as hell and you really DO take one and be like " is this shyt working!?" an hour later.

Might squeeze a turd out, think it's all good.


BUT NOPE.


and you took THREE!?


























I hate it had to be you, breh.

 

[ChrisDorner]

didn't you clog ya girl's toilet like week or 2 ago
now you constipated
you might have a problem breh
oh well your gonna die anyway so

I swear I've never had shyt related problems till that happened

 

[ChrisDorner]

yeah breh. those pills is tiny as hell and you really DO take one and be like " is this shyt working!?" an hour later.

Might squeeze a turd out, think it's all good.


BUT NOPE.


and you took THREE!?


























I hate it had to be you, breh.

you used em before? I'm really fukked breh?

 

[Lobo]

yeah breh. those pills is tiny as hell and you really DO take one and be like " is this shyt working!?" an hour later.

Might squeeze a turd out, think it's all good.


BUT NOPE.


and you took THREE!?


























I hate it had to be you, breh.

All of this.

 

[ChrisDorner]

The new gimmick? Save me from myself before i go overboard. These are i dont get p*ssy problems.

No gimmick breh I'm past that

& I have a loyal girl I fukk on a near daily basis though so it can't be "I don't get p*ssy" problems maybe I need my colon checked

 

[ChrisDorner]

All of this.

You used em before too? Just one pill?