We are ignoring the fact that the OP has a serious medical issue here...first he drops about 3 obese doo doo birds into his girlfriends' toilet and breaks that shyt beyond repair; now he's got a crystallized sugar and dairy doo doo bird stuck and won't come out...we need to be giving him tips on his diet because this recurring problem is is decimating his health:bertfacepalm: dude gets no fiber or vitamins at all to break down the bullshyt he eats