Just took 3 pills.. Might die (Will Update)

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Breh you needs fill up on some fiber or wheat bread something like that or you'll ravage your booty intestines end up with IBS:ufdup:

You think you in the clear but it's coming breh...
 

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God help you sir. I was stricken with explosive diarrhea after accidentally drinking tap water in Ethiopia. It hurt to sit the next day.
 

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:stopitslime: no wonder that shyt ain't work

I copped the stool softener, but the reviews were for the laxatives :snoop:

I just copped some laxatives, only took one pill :whew:
 

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:scust3: I can smell your cinder block shyt bricks over the computer here....you should've just taken magnesium tablets and that shyt would've flowed right out...but now you on some Dorothy Dandridge shyt???:paulwtf:









:Nextmessedup::suckypost:=simple as that.
 

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My stomach already starting to feel funny :wow: Why did I take 3

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My stomach already starting to feel funny :wow: Why did I take 3
Go to the ER and get your stomach pumped, nutjob. Stick your finger down your throat to induce vomiting (like bulemics do). I am told that sippng dish detergent guarantees vomiting (if you are in a pinch).

OR

Get charcoal from the healthfood store. Mix it with water and drink it ASAP. Charcoal absorbs toxins in the stomach.

I bet you're fukked once the active ingredient from all 3 pills enters your blood stream ALL AT ONCE. Pediasure and/or gatorade will help stabilize electrolytes lost while shytting liquid bowel movements. You don't wanna get dehydrated.

Post updates if anything significant happens. -_-
 

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Go to the ER and get your stomach pumped, nutjob. Stick your finger down your throat to induce vomiting (like bulemics do). I am told that sippng dish detergent guarantees vomiting (if you are in a pinch).

OR

Get charcoal from the healthfood store. Mix it with water and drink it ASAP. Charcoal absorbs toxins in the stomach.

I bet you're fukked once the active ingredient from all 3 pills enters your blood stream ALL AT ONCE. Pediasure and/or gatorade will help stabilize electrolytes lost while shytting liquid bowel movements. You don't wanna get dehydrated.

Post updates if anything significant happens. -_-
I woke up fine the next day, & :pacspit: for telling me to drink charcoal & dish detergent
 
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