Just touched down in Lagos Nigeria

[Nemesis]

Dangote is here at the eko today everything is like shut the hell down

my brother met him this year at some kind of conference

i met Otedola about eight years ago in London , hes an old friend of my cousin .... didnt even know we were on our way to meet him

 

[SadimirPutin]

one time my cousin came to greet me , afterward I went to drop him home at Aguda , anyway we were at Alhaji Masha when he asked me to pull over the car because he saw one fine babe waiting at the roadside for a cab, we asked her where she was going and she said that she was going to meet her boyfriend , i told her I would give her a lift, anyway when we were in the car her boyfriend called and she said she was on the way, i dropped my cousin home so it was just two of us, I said we should just get something quick to eat then I would drop her...

that time the nearest place was stadium hotel in Surulere , by this time her boyfriend was still calling her and she said she just had to run an errand for her auntie..

fast forward after the meal i asked her if any club was on (it was a tuesday) she said she knew a strip club on Allen in ikeja , my cousin said he would meet me there .... get to the strip club and it was on , i dont like getting lapdances so i told the dancers she was a lesbian and they were just dancing on her a feeling her up .... meantime they were telling me oga we have rooms upstairs 5000 .... but i refused, not my thing

by this time the chick has switched off her phone....
a bit later my cousin turned up with one babe ... anyway after a while he said he had to get back home as he told his wife he was quickly going out to see someone, he left me in the club with those two women and about four strippers at the table , when I went to see him out to his car he told me that he brought the other chick for me as a backup , anyway he said he had a link at the protea hotel that would rent me a room for cheap because obviously i wasnt going to take women i dont know home ..... he phoned his guy , we spoke and i got his number

I got back upstairs to the club, settled my bill and told them lets go ..... if it where anywhere else obviously the women would have wanted to know what was going on ...

but lagos is Lagos .... These two babes saw me buying condoms from the mallam outside and still didnt say anything ....

i banged them in protea till morning .... the funny thing is i even left them there .... I gave them both cab money and bounced about 8 oclock in the morning ..... I banged them both on separate occasions before I left ....

too many stories like that

lmao @ shortie turning off the phone

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

one time my cousin came to greet me , afterward I went to drop him home at Aguda , anyway we were at Alhaji Masha when he asked me to pull over the car because he saw one fine babe waiting at the roadside for a cab, we asked her where she was going and she said that she was going to meet her boyfriend , i told her I would give her a lift, anyway when we were in the car her boyfriend called and she said she was on the way, i dropped my cousin home so it was just two of us, I said we should just get something quick to eat then I would drop her...

that time the nearest place was stadium hotel in Surulere , by this time her boyfriend was still calling her and she said she just had to run an errand for her auntie..

fast forward after the meal i asked her if any club was on (it was a tuesday) she said she knew a strip club on Allen in ikeja , my cousin said he would meet me there .... get to the strip club and it was on , i dont like getting lapdances so i told the dancers she was a lesbian and they were just dancing on her a feeling her up .... meantime they were telling me oga we have rooms upstairs 5000 .... but i refused, not my thing

by this time the chick has switched off her phone....
a bit later my cousin turned up with one babe ... anyway after a while he said he had to get back home as he told his wife he was quickly going out to see someone, he left me in the club with those two women and about four strippers at the table , when I went to see him out to his car he told me that he brought the other chick for me as a backup , anyway he said he had a link at the protea hotel that would rent me a room for cheap because obviously i wasnt going to take women i dont know home ..... he phoned his guy , we spoke and i got his number

I got back upstairs to the club, settled my bill and told them lets go ..... if it where anywhere else obviously the women would have wanted to know what was going on ...

but lagos is Lagos .... These two babes saw me buying condoms from the mallam outside and still didnt say anything ....

i banged them in protea till morning .... the funny thing is i even left them there .... I gave them both cab money and bounced about 8 oclock in the morning ..... I banged them both on separate occasions before I left ....

too many stories like that

Wild story bro lol

Even In Somalia..getting puss is the last thing men worry about..

Seems like only in north america nikkas cry about not.getting laid

 

[Serious]

I'm not taking anything from a woman again

Honestly if you have the mentality you'll still attract a lot of women......

A lot of women project an image about seeking available for simps to take advantage, when in reality they have a void and weak spot for confident men who don't take their shyt.

Thus why simps get cheated on and women initiate divorces because they feel unhappy / satisfied .....

 

[MikelArteta]

Prostitutes are out like crazy today
Literally like 50 in the lobby

 

[therealmvp]

so you just changed your ip address, logged into nigerian tinder and met 3-4 women and went from there??

hopped on a flight. hit them on whatsapp like "im here bytches"

seriously what was the protocol.

 

[PimpHandStrong]

Are you meeting them from just an app? Do they know you are visiting or moving there? Any plans for them to come to Canada?


Time for the road to built with proper drainage systems.


What is your play script for breakfast/lunch? Breakfast/lunch/brunch on the weekday/weekend? Do you tell them you are in a hotel? Or is that breakfast in bed after overnight?


Basic economic security is important


How is the dating/club scene in Toronto? Isnt queen boulevard with all those clubs popping and bottle service cheap?


What are some bad dating stories in Canada? It can't be that bad?


Where are you from originally? Where and when did your folks move to Canada? Why did you pick Nigeria and South Africa? What type of work do you do in Canada? Have you explored moving to the motherland if things are much easier there?


Why did you choose those countries and cities? How was the dating scene there? Did you travel as solo traveller or did you have family/friends there?

cotdamn bruh

 

[Rayzah]

so you just changed your ip address, logged into nigerian tinder and met 3-4 women and went from there??

hopped on a flight. hit them on whatsapp like "im here bytches"

seriously what was the protocol.

Tinder has a feature that's lets you change your location, its with one of the paid plans.. I normally get on a few weeks before I go and try to have a few people to meet up with by the time I land. IG is good too, if your talk game is up to par

 

[Man]

Leave out of Babylon and come back to Zion, why’d you wanna be with the Babylonians?

 

[MikelArteta]

Chick took me to the movies at silverbird saw a Nollywood movie then she took me to a place called farm city in lekki. Food was great but it was filled with all them lekki phase 1 type chicks like 20 chicks to one guy

 

[MikelArteta]

Snuck in last night

 

[MikelArteta]

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Snuck in last night

 

[MikelArteta]

What a great trip, not once did I feel scared, not once did I have to look over my shoulder. Never felt scared asking for directions, never felt scared being out at night.

Just amazing

 

[Kasgoinjail]

What a great trip, not once did I feel scared, not once did I have to look over my shoulder. Never felt scared asking for directions, never felt scared being out at night.

Just amazing

You should have paid 20k and got an express Nigerian passpor, like 3 days
Save all those visa fees
I know your not Nigerian but I’m sure u saw yourself in Naija money makes anything happen

 

[Trajan]

Breh attended AGM for the Dangote group


Reinscar on his yolo shyt