Just trying to get our Coli Rating Up - Miami Heat Season thread 2015/16

[prophecypro]

Damn they thinking about waiving Gerald Green?

I know he aint been great lately but by an large I though he was key component this year

 

[Alexander The Great]

@Alexander The Great

I dont get it. THought we bought out Udrich. Do we need the 76ers to claim Udrich just so we could stay out of the tax treshold? Or so that we can sign other rplayers?

the buyout puts the heat about 50K under the tax, I believe.

however if he is picked up by another team, then instead of the buyout that team would pay his remaining salary for the year and the heat would be off the hook..therefore could spend more money on free agents

 

[intruder]

I think both

THought we were buying him out

 

[Alexander The Great]

@Intruder v3.0

 

[intruder]

the buyout puts the heat about 50K under the tax, I believe.

however if he is picked up by another team, then instead of the buyout that team would pay his remaining salary for the year and the heat would be off the hook..therefore could spend more money on free agents

Thats what i thought. So we havent bought him out yet we're still waiting for him to clear waivers.

With other GMs hatingthe move anyway i dont see anyone doing us that favor. But know knows. Maybe Riley got naked pics of someone high up in the Sixers organization

 

[Alexander The Great]

Thats what i thought. So we havent bought him out yet we're still waiting for him to clear waivers.

With other GMs hatingthe move anyway i dont see anyone doing us that favor. But know knows. Maybe Riley got naked pics of someone high up in the Sixers organization

the buyout between the heat and beno has been done, just that if he gets picked up, that overwrites the buyout.

the sixers would be helping themselves as well cuz it would help them get to the salary floor. so its a win win

 

[intruder]

@Intruder v3.0

Stealing from @Dr. Narcisse

 

[intruder]

the buyout between the heat and beno has been done, just that if he gets picked up, that overwrites the buyout.

the sixers would be helping themselves as well cuz it would help them get to the salary floor. so its a win win

Only if Udrich is the cheapest way to go it, yes.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Sources: Teams upset with Heat's Udrih buyout

this guy gotta lose some fukking weight

How does one man get so fukking fat. You a multi millionaire nikka surrounded by bad ass looking heat cheerleaders, you can afford the best personal trainers and nutritionist in the world, no reason to be this much of a slob

its ri

its ridiculous and unhealthy. someone needs to place a "thinner" curse on him

"I've got bigger titties than you do! I've not seen my willy in 2 years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead !!!"

 

[intruder]

Man... @Alexander The Great ,

Y'all talk about the fat homie all you want. If he and Riley somehow wheel and deal enough to get Durant AND keep WhiteSide and Wade here... Im inviting him over to my moms house in North Miami on a friday for Fritay night. to feed him all the grio (haitian style deep fried spicy pork chunks) he can eat.
I'll put so much pikliz on his plantains he'll be chugging 40 oz bottles too

I might even take him down to 56th street to that grio lady's place and tell them homie can come order anytime it'll be on my tab

 

[Alexander The Great]

Man... @Alexander The Great ,

Y'all talk about the fat homie all you want. If he and Riley somehow wheel and deal enough to get Durant AND keep WhiteSide and Wade here... Im inviting him over to my moms house in North Miami on a friday for Fritay night. to feed him all the grio (haitian style deep fried spicy pork chunks) he can eat.
I'll put so much pikliz on his plantains he'll be chugging 40 oz bottles too
I might even take him down to 56th street to that grio lady's place and tell them homie can come order anytime it'll be on my tab

Whiteside, Durant, Winslow, Wade, Dragic

 

[intruder]

Whiteside, Durant, Winslow, Wade, Dragic

We'd probably have to sacrifice Drajic if Bosh returns

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Whiteside, Durant, Winslow, Wade, Dragic

And if Spo still doesn't get it done

 

[WaddupDoe!]

Our roster is injury plagued as it is. Last thing we need is Kyrie's to Coke, get the offense ran through him, and get injured. Say what you want but Dragic is tough. That chipped tooth would have probably shattered Kyrie's entire skull

i like Goran. But i think Kyrie would fit better with this team.

per Lebatard this morning

Heat are looking to waive Gerald Green
Kevin Martin is at the top of their list to get as a replacement.
a lot hinges on a team(76ers picking up Beno) by 5:00 tomorrow I think. but the 76ers aren't cooperating yet.

sidenote: the reason the 76ers might pick up Beno is to get to the salary cap floor. only them and the Blazers are still below it.

if they can get rid of Gerald, and the 76ers pick up Beno, they will try to get Kevin Martin 1st...then an unnamed player, and 3rd on the list is Marcus Thornton.

Kevin Martin.

 

[Primetime21]

Look out for Briante Weber as a possible roster finalist. Think we gave him a camp invite but he couldn't pass his physical. 6'2 pg, very light, but a thief defensively..3x conference defensive player of the year in college, I remember they really liked him.