Kamala Harris policy generator

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“Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a credit monitoring program for my twitter followers who open a Denny's that operates for 19 weeks in the Dust Bowl.”

 

[Secure Da Bag]

"Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a disaster relief program for union members who open an MMA league that operates for 4 months in a reservation."

MJ laughing

• Secure Da Bag
• Jul 21, 2019

 

[CBSkyline]

"Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a GMO program for conspiracy theorists who open a daycare that operates for 16 years in the Bronx."

I actually think a lot of her supporters on Twitter would qualify since they believe everyone who questions any aspect of her record is a foreign agent

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a faith based initiative program for high school seniors who open a bowling alley that operates for 19 days in the Deep State.

 

[No1]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a net neutrality program for Buddhists who open a magic show that operates for 13 months in a sewer.

 

[Meta Reign]

"Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a prison reform program for college kids who open a clinic that operates for 12 days in municipal swimming pools."

 

[the next guy]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a right to privacy program for twitter users who open a college that operates for 3 days in advantaged communities.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an affirmative action program for Trump staffers who open a spin class that operates for 14 months in a golf course.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a charter schools program for Asian-Americans who open a poker room that operates for 12 years in the Cloud.

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a renewable energy program for liberals who open a hedge maze that operates for 17 weeks in a moon base.

 

[Sinnerman]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a faith based initiative program for organ donors who open a theater that operates for 8 years in the Tri-state area.

Sounds imminently feasible

 

[Worthless Loser]

"Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an offshore tax shelter program for organ donors who open a bouncy castle that operates for 7 weeks in a film festival."

"Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a universal childcare program for Goldwater scholars who open a drugstore that operates for 6 months in the Grand Canyon."

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Her campaign is finished

 

[Wargames]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a national service program for rural women who open a lottery that operates for 13 months in the woods somewhere.

 

[Wiles]

Her campaign is finished

Yes

 

[Yapdatfool]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a free weed lmao program for police unions who open a consultancy that operates for 18 months in the side of a mountain.

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a jobs guarantee program for Pell Grant recipients who open a lemonade stand that operates for 14 years in their backyard.