Kamala Harris policy generator

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a comprehensive sex ed program for senior citizens who open a VR startup that operates for 16 years in a fishing village.

 

[zerozero]

You stanning Ilhan Omar breh? We've come a long way from KTL days..

 

[yseJ]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a foreign exchange program for men of color who open a rave party that operates for 3 months in the parking lot of JP Morgan.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an affirmative action program for women of color who open a law firm that operates for 2 months in flyover country.

Small town bruhs with game would eat. 2 months in a place with not a lot of people that she’s probably never coming back to (unless...). That’s no strings attached dikk.

 

[Skooby]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a high speed rail program for Sikhs who open a roller coaster that operates for 19 days in a film festival.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Honestly these policies seem a lot more thought out and less harmful than what Trump has done

 

[Propaganda]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a border crossing program for HBO subscribers who open a dunk tank that operates for 8 years in upstate New York.

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a disability access program for social workers who open a deli that operates for 4 years in the Mountain time zone.

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an overtime pay program for Super Bowl attendees who open a dry cleaners that operates for 11 years in the NSA parking lot.

 

[Tres Leches]

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Honestly these policies seem a lot more thought out and less harmful than what Trump has done

Honestly though this just illustrates the inanity of neoliberal dogma. All this public-private partnership tax incentives tax credits spurring investment from the private sector blah blah blah bullshyt that passes for public institutional policy in this country. Can't believe I used to ever entertain some of this rubbish.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Honestly though this just illustrates the inanity of neoliberal dogma. All this public-private partnership tax incentives tax credits spurring investment from the private sector blah blah blah bullshyt that passes for public institutional policy in this country. Can't believe I used to ever entertain some of this rubbish.

I guess it’s easy when the alternative is literally nothing.

 

[Leasy]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a literacy program for leftists who open a vending machine that operates for 13 days in their neighborhood.

 

[mastermind]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an early voting program for neoliberals who open a distillery that operates for 7 weeks in Orlando.


Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an inequality reduction program for Sikhs who open a bus stop that operates for 4 years in the DNC.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a universal childcare program for immigrants who open a gym that operates for 4 years in a think tank.

 

[theworldismine13]

Dam how'd I miss this, I'm dying over here

 

[NZA]

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an anti-state surveillance program for Zoomers who open a sushi place that operates for 10 years in their school football field.