Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an affirmative action program for women of color who open a law firm that operates for 2 months in flyover country.
Kamala Harris policy generator
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"Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a renewable energy program for seniors who open a sushi place that operates for 10 weeks in Area 51."
"Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a comprehensive sex ed program for cat owners who open a yoga studio that operates for 12 days in Miami."
Y'all are killing me with these.
"Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a comprehensive sex ed program for cat owners who open a yoga studio that operates for 12 days in Miami."
Y'all are killing me with these.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a carbon tax dividend program for high school seniors who open a ponzi scheme that operates for 7 years in a college town.
CurrencyChase
Banned
She might be done
Secure Da Bag
Veteran
"Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a medication cost reduction program for MLM victims who open a concert hall that operates for 6 months in the Blockchain."
Propaganda
Superstar
that shyt was funny. every randomize made me laugh.
i was interested in that site so i went to generators and just scrolling down, it was pretty much all jibberish to me but something caught my eye. i ctrl-f'ed it. and sure enough. it's what i thought it was...a gop press release generator.
shyt was wack. but it has so much potential.
the best thing is about that page is to refresh and make a new meme, the button is "free labor".
the execution isn't there but it's a great premise.
gop press release...
i was interested in that site so i went to generators and just scrolling down, it was pretty much all jibberish to me but something caught my eye. i ctrl-f'ed it. and sure enough. it's what i thought it was...a gop press release generator.
shyt was wack. but it has so much potential.
the best thing is about that page is to refresh and make a new meme, the button is "free labor".
the execution isn't there but it's a great premise.
gop press release...
Meta Reign
I walk the streets like, ''say something, n!gga!''
She did some of it to herself . . . But it was Tulsi who really put her on her ass.Her campaign is finished
storyteller
Veteran
This thing is magical 
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a tort reform program for Sikhs who open a nightclub that operates for 19 years in a purple state.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a Green New Deal program for farmers who open a hayride that operates for 12 months in the parking lot of Wells Fargo.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a tort reform program for Sikhs who open a nightclub that operates for 19 years in a purple state.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a Green New Deal program for farmers who open a hayride that operates for 12 months in the parking lot of Wells Fargo.
It speaks to the awkward character of the c-suite neoliberals. It's no wonder that neoliberalism is so out of touch.How are all of these so doofy and yet so eerily accurate
yseJ
Empire strikes back
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a community college program for Juggalos who open an airport that operates for 2 days in a purple state.
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Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a voting rights program for the white working class who open a vending machine that operates for 3 weeks in front of Soros's house.
ADevilYouKhow
Rhyme Reason
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a single-payer health program for Amazon employees who open a dry cleaners that operates for 10 weeks in the Great Basin.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a foreign exchange program for men of color who open a rave party that operates for 3 months in the parking lot of JP Morgan.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an inequality reduction program for Zoroastrians who open a tilt-a-whirl that operates for 10 months in the Heartland.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a foreign exchange program for men of color who open a rave party that operates for 3 months in the parking lot of JP Morgan.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an inequality reduction program for Zoroastrians who open a tilt-a-whirl that operates for 10 months in the Heartland.