Kangaroo bar fight

[Soundwave]

Immediate five starts off the thread title

 

[Fillerguy]

the one that ran away first was the one getting slammed the whole time. that was a good ass fight. best believe they have a underground kangaroo fight league on some UFC shyt its just about who you know and how much you're betting.

Put that nikka to sleep

 

[Milomann]

Jaw weak.

 

[SmallWars]

Behind bars still reppin his set

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

@Mowgli

 

[Figaro]

Muscles don't win you fights...technique does...

Kangroos like to clinch a lot in fights & are open for the upper cut, few of those will have it backing up...

Few jabs to find range & rhythm....then my straight right will be landing at will...

Motherfukker be skipping all the way the fukk outta here, b

 

[Morethan1]

He threw that nikka against that fence

 

[Milomann]

Muscles don't win you fights...technique does...

Kangroos like to clinch a lot in fights & are open for the upper cut, few of those will have it backing up...

Few jabs to find range & rhythm....then my straight right will be landing at will...

Motherfukker be skipping all the way the fukk outta here, b

Good luck. If he catches you with his switchblade toe, it's over...

 

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli

I'm so sick of people respecting this animal. If you have a go go go attitude when fighting this thing is food.

First of all and this is the cheat code. These animals have no balance without their tail. Go for a fake single leg pick and take the back, grab the tail and boot that nikkas ribs together. Grab the tail and upside the back of its head. One punch it's lights out.

Ifnit gets the clinch please overhand right it's chin around To it's back.

shyt front kick the belly yourself and then Superman lunch this deer faced bum back down unda. Foh

 

[Milomann]

 

[Milomann]

 

[CarbonBraddock]

these white people breh. even the dog was white, if that was a dog. a kangaroo cannot threaten an athletic black man. i used to be a champion high-school discus thrower. since then i've been bodybuilding religiously. i could probably throw a full-grown kangaroo 50 yards. wouldn't even give it the honor of being beatdown by the hands, which i'm lethal with and have almost killed a cow with once.

 

[Coco Loco]

I'm never visiting Australia. Those things give no fukks.

 

[Him]

Squaring up like pros


Kangaroos are about that life

Im high af rn but this shyt was way funnier than it should've been...

cac: "Whats up 'skip' "

Roo:


cac:

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

GRABBING A KANGAROOS TAIL IS A BIG MISTAKE. IT ISN'T SENSITIVE AND ITS SKRONG AS fukk.

MY BUDDY USED TO TRANSPORT ANIMALS FOR ZOOS AND SANCTUARIES. A KANGAROO SHOOK HIS TRAINER AND WHIPPED HIS TAIL AROUND AND BROKE MY FRIENDS ARM IN TWO PLACES.

I WOULDN'T ADVISE GRABBING THAT TAIL.