Keep It Real Have You Ever Taken A Fat Ass Shyt Thinking You Were About To Die Got Me Sweatin

[Robo Squirrel]

Only thing keeps running through my mind is child birth
My hats off to you women
Got me clinching the sink i just wanted it to end

 

[Another Man]

shyt thread

 

[Heafcliffe]

Yep, esp during football season...

Wangs, nachos with da jalapenos and beer be having my arse on somestatus.

 

[Starski]

multiple times....

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Lol

 

[MikeyC]

 

[ClevelandSteamer]

Once or twice. Thought my ass was about to split. Pause.

 

[Canada Goose]

Yea, when I was a kid, I had the mental imagery and all of Dateline NBC doing a story on me as one of the first kids to die taking a shyt

 

[1thouwow]

Wings do it to me every time

 

[ThatTruth777]

yes

 

[hypo666]

That feeling when you are constipated but are releasing a heavy turd into the bowl and it gets stuck half way , then it slowly slides down painfully and you think it must have torn your insides you start to sweat .... You then nervously look in the toilet bowl at the monster in the bowl and feel relived when there is no blood there. For extra fukkery you take this shyt after just waking up and use huge amounts of toilet paper to wipe your ass forgetting due to being half awake as you flush the toilet about the monster below the toilet paper and then the toilet blocks before work obviously.You then have to leave it all sitting there because otherwise you will be late ,and have it all to sort out when you get home.After 8 hours you come home and have the smell of fermented shyt wafting into your nostrils as you finally unblock the toilet .

 

[Robo Squirrel]

This shyt Aint Funny NO PUN INTENDED

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I cant even cookie cutter that mf
I felt bad i had to flush it down the toilet
I Named Him Bruce
RIP

 

[606onit]

Ive actually asked the Lord to take me away while my insides were fighting the log. Makes you soooo much weaker after all of that straining. Sweating,running cold water out the tap, fanning yourself with magazines, just trying to get the bulk out is

I be thinking about those experiences for the rest of the day then.

 

[Soundbwoy]

I once passed out while taking a shyt