Keep It Real Have You Ever Taken A Fat Ass Shyt Thinking You Were About To Die Got Me Sweatin

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

Damn timely thread, yo...
Bombing Hiroshima right now...100% casualties.
Thinking about givin' the sewage treatment plant a courtesy call bout that incoming...

 

[Robo Squirrel]

i got an anal fissure (pause) from taking too big of a shyt once. every shyt i had for the next 3 weeks felt like i was shytting razorblades. there was a lot of blood involved and i had to switch over to baby wipes permanently

U still use wipes cuz ur a$$hole is too sensitive

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

U still use wipes cuz ur a$$hole is too sensitive

yes

 

[Arris]

I remember one time I was backed up for like 3 days and when it finally came out it touched almost the bottom of the bowl before breaking off!!

I had to lay down the rest of the day. I might as well have gotten raped for how bad I was stretched out and hurting

 

[Mr Coli]

can't really describe it cuz yall gonna make some jokes

 

[Arris]

can't really describe it cuz yall gonna make some jokes

share Breh breh

 

[Mr Coli]

share Breh breh

aight,so i went in thinking it was gonna be a normal shyt. then all of a sudden as i get to pushing I feel the sharpest/most excruciating pain in my lower stomach and bootyhole ( no homo ) , like i was being stabbed. Shyt had me scream out the first time like wtf was dat so i tried again but the same thing happened and then i became shook to finish so i just sat there for like extra 20 min trynna build up the courage to push through the pain and finish it. I eventually got to it breh shyt was unholy and had me thinkin everytime i had to shyt it was gonna be like that

 

[Easy-E]

Brehs outchea reading they last rites and passing out on the toilet

 

[LogicFirst]

I'll never eat chili and ice cream back to back again

 

[RARI_Godwind]

Breh. There's like 6 different clauses in the thread title.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Breh. There's like 6 different clauses in the thread title.

There r only 3

 

[El Guapo]

Sitting on the toilet telling yourself if you make it, you'll never eat what you ate that caused it ever again.

A couple weeks later, eat same food that caused painful shyt.

 

[itsyoung!!]

I have tears running down my face, literally.. from laughing so hard in this thread

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I have tears running down my face, literally.. from laughing so hard in this thread

Catch this +rep





Just off the stength that we both cant stand @Blackthoughts frontin fakkit ass

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I ate an entire pizza one eve knowing I'm lactose intolerant. Well at about 3am I woke out of a dead sleep with HORRIBLE pains in my stomach. Felt like a scorching Boulder was in my colon. I mean my body was sweating and cramping to where I was doubled over stumbling to the bowl. I was on the bowl for about 15 min pushing and nothing was coming out just intense pain. Got to the point where I was getting light headed and about to pass out or throw up.

A nikka had to bytch up and call my girl into the bathroom she peeks in like baby what's wrong and sees me doubled over on the toilet sweating with tears looking helpless

Thank god she loves me she started rubbing my back and asked if I needed a ambulance cause I thought my colon was gonna bust.

Eventually I shyt my guts out till the point my a$$hole was tired. I was on the bowl till my legs went to sleep. Had to damn near roll off the toilet to wash.

Next day she had JOKES all damn day. She seen me folded up.