Keep It Real Have You Ever Taken A Fat Ass Shyt Thinking You Were About To Die Got Me Sweatin

[MostReal]

I once passed out while taking a shyt

Might want to get your heart checked out breh

 

[Soundbwoy]

Might want to get your heart checked out breh

I was drinking heavy the night before I stopped doing that

 

[hypo666]

I once passed out while taking a shyt

Thats a good effort, my sister is a careworker and she looked after some dude with severe disabilities, sometimes he would cum while talking a shyt. Poor b*stard must have been desperate for a nut. I told her she ought to bring him off with her hand once a week as I bet his balls hurt as he couldn't do it himself , she told me to fukk off.But seriously though I bet he was all backed up.

 

[joeychizzle]

Naw. I eat my greens in ABUNDANCE so I don't get those retarded constipated shyts.

 

[Greenhornet]

Try doing it on acid

 

[At30wecashout]

Thats a good effort, my sister is a careworker and she looked after some dude with severe disabilities, sometimes he would cum while talking a shyt. Poor b*stard must have been desperate for a nut. I told her she ought to bring him off with her hand once a week as I bet his balls hurt as he couldn't do it himself , she told me to fukk off.But seriously though I bet he was all backed up.

When the shyt his the pan, it rubs against the prostate. That's what had him bussin nuts.

This entire thread has me breathless on the bus. Thanksgiving dinners used to do that to me. Halfway out, feeling like I'm dropping a payday bar, and I'm clenching everything in sight. I eat broccoli and oats In and out the bathroom. #3-minutesorless squadBathroom don't even have a chance to stink.

 

[ClevelandSteamer]

Thats a good effort, my sister is a careworker and she looked after some dude with severe disabilities, sometimes he would cum while talking a shyt. Poor b*stard must have been desperate for a nut. I told her she ought to bring him off with her hand once a week as I bet his balls hurt as he couldn't do it himself , she told me to fukk off.But seriously though I bet he was all backed up.

fukk life

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Ive actually asked the Lord to take me away while my insides were fighting the log. Makes you soooo much weaker after all of that straining. Sweating,running cold water out the tap, fanning yourself with magazines, just trying to get the bulk out is

I be thinking about those experiences for the rest of the day then.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I once passed out while taking a shyt

Bullshyt

 

[Robo Squirrel]

o ya btw if u get backed up dont take any exlax n shyt that shyt turns all ur shyt to water n shyt
i couldnt even sleep i was shyt pissing for half a day
#lessonlearned

 

[drhook94]

Yall need fiber one bars.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

i got an anal fissure (pause) from taking too big of a shyt once. every shyt i had for the next 3 weeks felt like i was shytting razorblades. there was a lot of blood involved and i had to switch over to baby wipes permanently

 

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

 

[Monster]

Yup

 

[King Poetic]

That's why I stopped eating little Caesars...

shyt rips me apart