Kevin McAlister from Home Alone was rich as f*ck!

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

they lived in a mansion, yet they had these garages with these jalopies that don't even fit. how the hell did anyone even get out of those after they parked?

Old ass Midwest houses had either detached garages or had garages built for 1930s ass cars. That station wagon is prolly the widest car ever sold commercially other than the OG H1 Hummer lmao

 

[FromStLouis]

If they'd just set the reboots during Halloween, they'd have something that could stand apart from the original.
But they should stop with the reboots all together, unless I'm doing it.

Thank goodness they never went ahead with Stoned Alone

 

[StraxStrax]

 

[jackswstd]

Read through the whole thread to reminisce and it’s still hilarious as ever.

 

[Conz]

Old ass Midwest houses had either detached garages or had garages built for 1930s ass cars. That station wagon is prolly the widest car ever sold commercially other than the OG H1 Hummer lmao

i believe it, but i still wanna see the McAlister clan trying to climb out of those things while they're parked in the garage

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

Is this the thread where it is theorized thar Kevin’s dad is a mob accountant lol?

 

[StraxStrax]

Is this the thread where it is theorized thar Kevin’s dad is a mob accountant lol?

Yes, it is.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

Is this the thread where it is theorized thar Kevin’s dad is a mob accountant lol?

Breh was in the sopranos

 

[KingsOfKings]

I might run this later.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

The other houses on the block didn’t match this house, so Peter was a little too obvious.

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

If you actually take a look at it, the first 3 Home Alone movies were actually horror movies.

 

[MikelArteta]

Is this the thread where it is theorized thar Kevin’s dad is a mob accountant lol?

home alone 2 kevin had his bag with his wallet and credit card
yet pops was still able to fly back the whole family to new york during christmas time

 

[MikelArteta]

The McCallister House - Can You Find the Traps?

anyone remmeber that nes game?

Was hard as hell

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

We all know if Kevin was black and rich and left home alone child services would have been called on the parents

 

[jadillac]

I watched that "movies we grew up on" or whatever on Netflix, there's a home alone episode.

Made me see things I didn't know.

Me, not knowing how filming works, thought they actually filmed the movie in that l house. They actually built a fake set of the house in a local high school gymnasium.