KFC Jigga bars part II

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LET'S GOOO!!!

Holla at me...
I do this for my kitchen
To let 'em know what a nikka cook like...when a chicken in a roaster
Show 'em how to chop in a room full 'o vultures
Industry shady it need to be taken over
franchise owners hate me I'm raisin' the status quo up
I'm overchargin' nikkaz for what they did to the beverage holders
Pay us like you owe us for all the years that you hold us
We can talk, but money talks so talk mo' bucks
 

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We don't eat Pop-eyes, we give it to baby mamas,
Get the 3 piece thats straight from Kentucky Chicken snack box

I get it crackin when I'm backin out the garage
For $3.60, cop it large. shut down my bladder






































I SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS, SON!!!







































































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Couldn't help myself.
 

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Charlotte by way of Chucktown What
2-piece with the fries...
What's a fry to a wing?
What's a wing to a thigh?
What's a thigh to a hungry vegan...who don't believe in...the Colonel's recipe?

Just lemme get an apple pie...large Coke no ice...no Church's in the Wild.
:ahh:
 

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2-piece with the fries...
What's a fry to a wing?
What's a wing to a thigh?
What's a thigh to a hungry vegan...who don't believe in...the Colonel's recipe?

Just lemme get an apple pie...large Coke no ice...no Church's in the Wild.
:ahh:

HOLY shyt! :dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:

Neegas wanna eat biscuits?
Hit em with numerous boxes of bisquick

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God forgive me, kfc dont do delivery
but i remember vividly having to drive thru for these chicken wings
now picture me not getting my chicken wings
a girl and me for the pic-a-neek
i will literally eat the skin off this fried hen
tell the lord forgive me and then eat until my girl fed
...i'm not the one to spoil food or infact
i got some leftovers that'll leave ya whole squad fooled...
young...hova the gawd, nikka, pass on that beef
i'm in roscoe's chicken waffles, nikka, ask for me...
i ain't never scared, hot food and crumbs everywhere
but nikka why would i ever share?
pound for pound i got chickens for several years
No boneless for nobody, look whats in my body
17 herbs and spices, i really like to eat
That double down surprise, that marketing was for me
and no i didn't eat them burger king chicken fries
or the grilled chicken that they sprinkled down with limes
but only that real type of chicken that i eat all the time
Times the fat saturated when that chicken gets fried
times the fact that chicken harms the culture
i should have diabetes, high cholestoral, and shyt
...let's see what happens when this diet no longer exists...
*smacks lips...*



WHAT ABOUT FILLETS?!!!!??
 

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God forgive me, kfc dont do delivery
but i remember vividly having to drive thru for these chicken wings
now picture me not getting my chicken wings
a girl and me for the pic-a-neek
i will literally eat the skin off this fried hen
tell the lord forgive me and then eat until my girl fed
...i'm not the one to spoil food or infact
i got some leftovers that'll leave ya whole squad fooled...
young...hova the gawd, nikka, pass on that beef
i'm in roscoe's chicken waffles, nikka, ask for me...
i ain't never scared, hot food and crumbs everywhere
but nikka why would i ever share?
pound for pound i got chickens for several years
No boneless for nobody, look whats in my body
17 herbs and spices, i really like to eat
That double down surprise, that marketing was for me
and no i didn't eat them burger king chicken fries
or the grilled chicken that they sprinkled down with limes
but only that real type of chicken that i eat all the time
Times the fat saturated when that chicken gets fried
times the fact that chicken harms the culture
i should have diabetes, high cholestoral, and shyt
...let's see what happens when this diet no longer exists...
*smacks lips...*



WHAT ABOUT FILLETS?!!!!??
:whew:
 

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Here's a couple of suggestions , on how to fry the chicken breastses
Find a dude in town send him a short message
Say "Hey I'm new in town I'd like to cook the chicken golden brown, but I need some herbs and spices to make the fillets taste wow "
Get the gravy all night
Most people don't know a breast from a thigh
Mashed potato is hard white
If you're free tomorrow you can come and share a Sprite
FYI I been finger lickin good all my life




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2-piece with the fries...
What's a fry to a wing?
What's a wing to a thigh?
What's a thigh to a hungry vegan...who don't believe in...the Colonel's recipe?

Just lemme get an apple pie...large Coke no ice...no Church's in the Wild.
:ahh:

:ohhh:
 

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yall don't even know, every day rotisserie breasts
got it on the grease, you think a chicken could rest
can't even enjoy myself at mcdonalds unless
i order some chicken selects
you think i could stop fukkin with this chicken right?
tryna use the colonels recipe
you get a lawsuit for shyt like that i feel trapped


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i loved this thread back in the before time. glad to see its making a resurgence.

Chick one chick two, you know what to do
Colonel herbs n spices when I give it to you
Eat in or takeaway, state your biz
Ya came to eat, ah, there it is
Me, I run the show, oh, and these chefs
Don't like nobody commin around here checking they recipes for tips
You want some fries though,
you say you like it,
put your hands into my bucket though, I gotta bite ya,
Look, its out of my hands
And you gettin chicken round here, its not in the plans
So hop yo ass out of that van, head back to zachsby's
I'm sendin nikkas back up with sandwiches,
Deep fried have you bustin out your calvin klien pantses
Let me guess, they said it was chicken round here
And the rest is me stoppin you from gettin it, correct?
Sorry to hear that, my guess is you got work at the chicken shack
I'll take care of that, you'll see, now please
Give me the recipes
finger licking, don't do that, you makin me nervous
My chefs, well, they cook packs, them fries is marvelous,
So would ya, please put your hamburger in sight
They don't like to see me nervous you can understand that, right?
You cook, better be Ramsey, y'know the best
Cause if your fries aint got soul, ah, god bless
You leave me no choice, I leave you no sauce
Believe me son I hate to do it just as bad as you hate to eat em dry
Now calm your stomach,
Cause I'm findin it a little hard to concentrate with all the rumblin
Get the point, I'll let ya go,
Before ya leave, I guess I aughta let you know, That's a lot of calories
And promise you never, no matter the weather
Evaevaevaevaevaevaevaevaeva beat heart disease no mo'
 
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