i loved this thread back in the before time. glad to see its making a resurgence.
Chick one chick two, you know what to do
Colonel herbs n spices when I give it to you
Eat in or takeaway, state your biz
Ya came to eat, ah, there it is
Me, I run the show, oh, and these chefs
Don't like nobody commin around here checking they recipes for tips
You want some fries though,
you say you like it,
put your hands into my bucket though, I gotta bite ya,
Look, its out of my hands
And you gettin chicken round here, its not in the plans
So hop yo ass out of that van, head back to zachsby's
I'm sendin nikkas back up with sandwiches,
Deep fried have you bustin out your calvin klien pantses
Let me guess, they said it was chicken round here
And the rest is me stoppin you from gettin it, correct?
Sorry to hear that, my guess is you got work at the chicken shack
I'll take care of that, you'll see, now please
Give me the recipes
finger licking, don't do that, you makin me nervous
My chefs, well, they cook packs, them fries is marvelous,
So would ya, please put your hamburger in sight
They don't like to see me nervous you can understand that, right?
You cook, better be Ramsey, y'know the best
Cause if your fries aint got soul, ah, god bless
You leave me no choice, I leave you no sauce
Believe me son I hate to do it just as bad as you hate to eat em dry
Now calm your stomach,
Cause I'm findin it a little hard to concentrate with all the rumblin
Get the point, I'll let ya go,
Before ya leave, I guess I aughta let you know, That's a lot of calories
And promise you never, no matter the weather
Evaevaevaevaevaevaevaevaeva beat heart disease no mo'