Know anyone qualified for this job???

[invalid]

People are fukking completely out of touch with reality.

And lol at “equal opportunity employer” CYA when the job description reaks whiter than pure co ky yeena.

 

[humminbird]

They basically want a mom
Lazy b**tch take care of your kids

 

[Kairi Irving]

Whoever is qualified for this job owns the house.

Relinquish your duties, lazy prehrents

 

[CinnaSlim]

So she's looking to hire someone to be a parent.

 

[Mr Rager]

I can do all that shyt except cook
People just see a lot of words and get intimidated. Its really not thats serious, just very detailed

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

What’s the problem you know they paying a lot for all that

 

[Lord_nikon]

Sounds like they want a mom or a slave

 

[DragonKnight]

@JackRoss because he a bytch ass nikka

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I can do all that shyt except cook
People just see a lot of words and get intimidated. Its really not thats serious, just very detailed

Being a parent is generally asking too much of people these days

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

I remenber when I worked for a plumbing company that served the Peninsula. We had to talk to a lot of "house managers". The owners were obscenely rich CEO types and did not do any day to day stuff. They had staff for that and they were well paid. This job seems like it should be 2-3 jobs, not one. They better start pay negotiations at 300k

 

[JackRoss]

The obsession

 

[concise]

These people want a cross between Mary Poppins and the Rock.
And the constant appearance of "10-year old's" instead of "10-year olds" made my head hurt. Also, all those stupid buzzwords.

 

[Coco Loco]

So she's looking to hire someone to be a parent.

Who's willing to act as a wife, nanny, chef, personal assistant and travel agent. SMH

 

[Fat Fred Jones]

One thing that stands out to me, that when taken in context of the entire list of requirements, they felt the need to specify that they ideal candidate would absolutely need to know how much fish to purchase for 5 people. As if someone would be able to meet all of these requirements of being a bilingual, athletic, pseudo-super-parent who probably also has the same "special set of skills" as Liam Neeson's Taken character (although they didn't specifically list that as a requirement, it might as well be implied); they think someone may have all of this ability, but there's a possibility that the candidate may not be able to even estimate the amount of fish required to feed 5 people?

 

[tuckgod]

Looks like Sheldon drew up the job requirements.