Know anyone qualified for this job???

[Kyle C. Barker]

Who's willing to act as a wife, nanny, chef, personal assistant and travel agent. SMH

Don't forget Gourmet vegan chef, certified lifeguard, foreign language instructor, ski teacher, vacation planner, and stunt driver

 

[Coco Loco]

Don't forget Gourmet vegan chef, certified lifeguard, foreign language instructor, ski teacher, vacation planner, and stunt driver

I can’t even imagine what this CEO wants to pay one person for doing all of that

 

[Shoog Shatmi]

One thing that stands out to me, that when taken in context of the entire list of requirements, they felt the need to specify that they ideal candidate would absolutely need to know how much fish to purchase for 5 people. As if someone would be able to meet all of these requirements of being a bilingual, athletic, pseudo-super-parent who probably also has the same "special set of skills" as Liam Neeson's Taken character (although they didn't specifically list that as a requirement, it might as well be implied); they think someone may have all of this ability, but there's a possibility that the candidate may not be able to even estimate the amount of fish required to feed 5 people?

That was an example of the sort of math games she expects the candidate to play with her 10 year old.

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Reading this again, they should hire the chef independently. There are young cooks that would kill for a live-in chef job in the Bay Area.

 

[Huda2daf]

And the person will still likely be underpaid and mistreated

 

[MischievousMonkey]

What's the pay for all this and does it include banging the mom?

 

[Sex Luthor]

If i had all these qualifications why would I lower myself to slave? The people hiring don't even have these qualifications. fukk I look like working for somebody I can do better than?

 

[Shoog Shatmi]

It mentions that mom is a busy CEO who needs time on the weekend to unwind, but nothing to suggest that dad (if he is around) is very busy. Is he a bum, living off of wifey?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

shyt sounds easy as fukk

They have a maid and an au pair
So u ain't doing that shyt


U just the parent that the kids would actually like and give a fukk about

 

[EndDomination]

This essentially what au pairs/servants have BEEN doing in the US.

The exploitation is off the wall, and they usually get paid like $20k a year for running themselves ragged.

 

[invalid]

They better start pay negotiations at 300k

Somebody in the comments said $15-20/hr.

 

[Astroslik]

Rich kids families from my undergrad did this shyt all the time

there’s nannies making well over 6 figures in Calabasas area

 

[Fat Fred Jones]

That was an example of the sort of math games she expects the candidate to play with her 10 year old.

Well actually it's also listed amongst all of the cooking requirements along with being able to quantify the chicken required to feed 15 people.

 

[Mensch Fontana]

It's a lot of shyt, but nothing unreasonable. It's not like they're asking for an advanced degree to run the house

 

[invalid]

If i had all these qualifications why would I lower myself to slave? The people hiring don't even have these qualifications. fukk I look like working for somebody I can do better than?

If these are Tech CEOs chances are you ain’t never going to do better than them.

But I agree, the ability to manage all of the working parts effectively in a high functioning environment calls for high-levels skills that the average person quite frankly doesn’t possess which is why it’s funny to hear posters say they could easily do the job.