Jesus Is Lord
Give Thanks, Repent, and Forgive
This nikka came at the issue on some shyt like "47% of these players feel entitled to fouls, free throws, and extra possessions. They're shameless chumps and we can never convince them to play the game the right way."
Member of the press:"But Mr. Bryant, what about the footage going around of you flailing, flopping, and flying like a reenactment of the recent worldstar video of GUNPLAY DA FLYING DISCUS GAWD?"
Kobe:"I said shameless flopping is a chump move. I felt great shame and humility during those flops. Kob did that, so hopefully you won't have to go through that."
Ski Hat: He's not lying, he's just selling an untruth.![]()
There's a difference between flopping and selling. Kobe doesn't flop, he bytches to the refs wanting every call on offense. Flopping is exactly what Lebron and the rest of the Heat bytches are doing in the gifs.