Kobe writes Article on his Journey to Passing MJ

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For you dudes with low IQs ill break it down for your

Curfew = Retirement

Brushing his Teeth = Doing everything he can to avoid his curfew

Bleeding Gums = The pain. the blood, the injuries that he has put himself through at this age that he does not give a shyt about

Mouth going numb = when nothing isleft in the tank, time to go to bed/retire
 

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im sure you cant relate to this having no family structure or father to give you a bedtime and you trying to avoid going to bed..

Im so lucky to have a loving father who would take me to see the GOAT Bean at staples center

Your father is a persian so you probably went to Staples just to stare at celebrities. No wonder you know nothing about the actual game you pathetically shallow bisexual. You come from a washed up race of schizo's who are are either effeminate homosexuals or batshyt crazy fundamentalists. You combine both strands into a virulent strain of kobesexualism.
 

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:laff: I really am gonna miss the lore of Kobe Bryant when he retires. He has the GOAT stans :wow:
 

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It would make no sense in any of them :mjcry:

Glad you can admit that. That's very big of you. We'll work first on you understanding it in English then if that's successful, we'll move on to the 6 other languages.
 

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Glad you can admit that. That's very big of you. We'll work first on you understanding it in English then if that's successful, we'll move on to the 6 other languages.

Lol at English lessons from you. I think your homegirls' "Engrish" is rubbing off on you.
 
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