Our, cousins?!?All monkeys are prey....you're probably thinking about our distant cousins, the apes....which have no tail....

Our, cousins?!?All monkeys are prey....you're probably thinking about our distant cousins, the apes....which have no tail....

Steve Irwin Jr.Yeah, it was about five and a half or six feet. My dad was a zookeeper his whole life so I grew up around shyt like that and am completely comfortable with it. Usually they would run away before you got anywhere close, but this one had its head buried in a big pile of weeds trying to get at some snails or shyt. I jumped from behind and grabbed its neck with one hand and its back right above the back legs with the other hand and lifted it up. Legs were pumping in the air like crazy and head was trying to reach around but I had all that under control easily. It was just the stupid tail that I didn't account for - thing not only nailed both my arms but damn near coulda taken out my eye. Had to just release it after four or five seconds - thing took off like a motherfukker and disappeared off into the distance.
That was the only adult one I ever caught. I also got a two-foot one that damn near took off my knuckle with a bite - rip and tear that made a flap of skin just hanging. I cleaned that wound up like crazy and doused it in antiseptic cause I was paranoid, but no infection at all. Caught a few smaller than that too.

Here’s the non gif version OP
Seen this shyt this morning I was like wtf!
Time to do my research in how the fukk these animals can digest whole animals lmao what fukking digestive enzymes they have to break down bone n shyt! Crazy shyt





Here’s the non gif version OP
Seen this shyt this morning I was like wtf!
Time to do my research in how the fukk these animals can digest whole animals lmao what fukking digestive enzymes they have to break down bone n shyt! Crazy shyt

Our, cousins?!?
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yes Cousins, tho...yes
Great Apes = Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Humans, Orangutans
You're a hominid
Yeah, it was about five and a half or six feet. My dad was a zookeeper his whole life so I grew up around shyt like that and am completely comfortable with it. Usually they would run away before you got anywhere close, but this one had its head buried in a big pile of weeds trying to get at some snails or shyt. I jumped from behind and grabbed its neck with one hand and its back right above the back legs with the other hand and lifted it up. Legs were pumping in the air like crazy and head was trying to reach around but I had all that under control easily. It was just the stupid tail that I didn't account for - thing not only nailed both my arms but damn near coulda taken out my eye. Had to just release it after four or five seconds - thing took off like a motherfukker and disappeared off into the distance.
That was the only adult one I ever caught. I also got a two-foot one that damn near took off my knuckle with a bite - rip and tear that made a flap of skin just hanging. I cleaned that wound up like crazy and doused it in antiseptic cause I was paranoid, but no infection at all. Caught a few smaller than that too.

Look at the size of this bytch, the fukking confidence and swagger with which it walks
He saying look at his face bruh I don't want no pressure with a animal that sure of itself
We forgetting that monitors use their tail as weapons too imagine gettin whacked in the shin![]()
