Komodo dragon eats an entire monkey

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watched the video, feel like i could comfortably take one of these things in the fair one, but two might be pushing it. i would just have to get low and dodge the initial charge, probably with a lateral roll. then take the neck and snap his shyt up with my superior strength. easy work really. they probably kill people or animals that are already afraid of them, which i am not and never would be.
 

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I wonder what a komodo would do against a Lion or Hippo...or a large predator.

they have it easy over there in indonesia where they can dominate with ease like the Warriors...

You're basically right, they got so big over there due to the lack of fellow alpha predators. A big cat, hippo, elephant, etc. would have no problem with them.



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A hippo would definitely fukk it up but just the venom alone gonna cause them to catch bodies

And people forget how quick these nikkas are. Lions might kill them first but they definitely dying if they get bit

Buffalos stand up to them but as soon as they get bit the other Komodos smell the blood and theyre like sharks on land stalking until it cant move anymore.

I think most creature will sense somethings off and they would just avoid each other mostly

Godzilla in real life:ohhh::wow:It's poisons alone would probably keep lions and other creatures with powerful senses away. They'd know better just by smelling it:hubie:Komodos can stay they assess in Indonesia :hubie:

Ya'all are way overrating the venom, it ain't all-powerful like that. The venom just lowers blood pressure and prevents clotting, helps send the victim into shock. The main weapon is them ripping huge chunks of flesh off and forcing the victim to bleed too much and go into shock, venom just an assist on that.

The Myth of the Komodo Dragon’s Dirty Mouth




Here's a guy with a pet black throat monitor (same family as the komodo)



With one bite it could probably take that guys face off


Most of the members of that family are relatively weak compared to Komodos. Even the #2 biggest one by weight, the water monitor, get up to 8 feet long but only weighs 1/4 of what a big Komodo weighs and eats snails and crabs and dead fish and such. Komodos are in a different class altogether compared to their relatives.
 

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"Females are antagonistic and resist with their claws and teeth during the early phases of courtship. Therefore, the male must fully restrain the female during coitus to avoid being hurt.:demonic:Other courtship displays include males rubbing their chins on the female, hard scratches to the back, and licking.[52]

:damn:

LOL why I imagine the male Komodo singing some Keith Sweat talmbout "You say no.... I say yes...." :shaq:
 

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Has anyone informed his next of kin?

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Look at the size of this bytch, the fukking confidence and swagger with which it walks :lupe:

He saying :umad: look at his face bruh I don't want no pressure with a animal that sure of itself :wow:

We forgetting that monitors use their tail as weapons too imagine gettin whacked in the shin :sadcam:


Yeah man
 
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Yeah man, I caught a 5+ foot water monitor once (far skinnier and weaker than a Komodo), I had full control over its head and body and had the claws pointed down where it couldn't reach me...and it was still slapping the shyt out of me with its tail. Had these giant welts on both arms that lasted for days where the tail had gotten me.

5+ feet you say :ohhh:

You a much realer nikka than I ever could hope 2 be :hubie:
 

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Ya'all are way overrating the venom, it ain't all-powerful like that. The venom just lowers blood pressure and prevents clotting, helps send the victim into shock. The main weapon is them ripping huge chunks of flesh off and forcing the victim to bleed too much and go into shock, venom just an assist on that.

The Myth of the Komodo Dragon’s Dirty Mouth

Bruh I literally said the same shyt in like my 3rd post


FYI: Does The Komodo Dragon Really Kill With A Bacteria-Filled Bite?
 

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Look at the size of this bytch, the fukking confidence and swagger with which it walks :lupe:

He saying :umad: look at his face bruh I don't want no pressure with a animal that sure of itself :wow:

We forgetting that monitors use their tail as weapons too imagine gettin whacked in the shin :sadcam:

Yeah I seen that one before too

Once homie couldn't turn that bytch around with its stick he was like :hubie: and moved everyone tf out the way
 

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watched the video, feel like i could comfortably take one of these things in the fair one, but two might be pushing it. i would just have to get low and dodge the initial charge, probably with a lateral roll. then take the neck and snap his shyt up with my superior strength. easy work really. they probably kill people or animals that are already afraid of them, which i am not and never would be.
99% sure u would get washed n a fair one, wit a teddy bear, wit dis mentality
 
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