Ladies, Be Honest: Can You Cook?

ladies can you cook? :mjpls:

  • i'm a great cook :smugbiden: ask about me

    Votes: 5 50.0%
  • can you? why dont you make your own damn dinner :pacspit:

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • shyt is tragic, looks like imma live off tv dinners and fast food my whole life :sadcam:

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • I don't know b, I know some young chicks that can cook up a storm :gladbron:

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • american girls are looking real :flabbynsick: compared to these foriegn gawdesses :ahh:

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • any bytch that cant cook is gettin thrown in the bushes right quick homie :birdman:

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • my lady makes the finest cuisine. i'm talkin 3-course meals my nikka :jawalrus:

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .

Sierra Mist

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I'll never understand how you wouldn't know how to cook. People act like it's organic chemistry.
 

Seea

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Yes. I don't love doing it though, unless there's a special occasion.
 

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Same with me. I was my great aunt's sous chef starting at like 5 or 6 (I was kind of fascinated by everything she was doing in the kitchen). As she got older it went from me helping to her giving slight directions as I did most of the work. I earned my first 4h badge for cooking in the 4th grade for making homemade tea cookies. I do not think all women are like me. I just happen to enjoy cooking and the food I like to eat is cheaper if I cook it at home versus eating out every day.

I'm at my happiest when I'm in the kitchen, everyone knows to leave me alone when I'm in there. I love the scent and the sounds of the kitchen.

I'm a visual and hands on learner so she would let me get down in the kitchen. God bless that woman's soul. She doesn't want me to move out ahahah.
I was one of those weird kids that wanted to do everything, shyt I knew how to use the washing machine at 8 :manny: I've been domesticated since 10.
 

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'youre fine the way you are sweetie' :wrist:

simp ass bytch :pacspit:

so says the dude that made this thread crying about his girlfriend not knowing how to cook when he can't cook his damn self. you sound stupid right now. instead of making this thread, you need to get your ass on google and start googling some recipes so you can learn how to cook. just because you are a man doesn't mean there's anything wrong with cooking. you sound like a bytch scared to tell a damn pot.

i'm not going to cosign your ho ass thread. call me whatever but don't talk shyt about other people if you ain't shyt yourself. you lucky that you're on the coli. if you were on a forum with some real men on it, you would be clowned back to here where you and some of these simpletons are trying to figure out what a man is constructing man laws, hiding on this forum like a bytch.
 

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:comeon: I'm just answering the question. I don't care what these nikkas think.

you still don't get it, do you. see, i'm only trying to help you, here, miss. you do know that it's women history month right? you gonna let these dudes talk shyt about you women like that on women history month? :wow:
 

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I'm at my happiest when I'm in the kitchen, everyone knows to leave me alone when I'm in there. I love the scent and the sounds of the kitchen.

I'm a visual and hands on learner so she would let me get down in the kitchen. God bless that woman's soul. She doesn't want me to move out ahahah.
I was one of those weird kids that wanted to do everything, shyt I knew how to use the washing machine at 8 :manny: I've been domesticated since 10.

Lol...yeah I was the exact same way. The gifts I wanted, what i watched, and what i did as a child were just weird.
 

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Same with me. I was my great aunt's sous chef starting at like 5 or 6 (I was kind of fascinated by everything she was doing in the kitchen). As she got older it went from me helping to her giving slight directions as I did most of the work. I earned my first 4h badge for cooking in the 4th grade for making homemade tea cookies. I do not think all women are like me. I just happen to enjoy cooking and the food I like to eat is cheaper if I cook it at home versus eating out every day.

I'm at my happiest when I'm in the kitchen, everyone knows to leave me alone when I'm in there. I love the scent and the sounds of the kitchen.

I'm a visual and hands on learner so she would let me get down in the kitchen. God bless that woman's soul. She doesn't want me to move out ahahah.
I was one of those weird kids that wanted to do everything, shyt I knew how to use the washing machine at 8 :manny: I've been domesticated since 10.
This would best describe me. I stayed in the kitchen watching the people in my family frommy late great granny, grandma, mom, aunts, uncles, cousins, pawpaw you name it I learned a bit of everything from all of them. I now work as a sous chef and the work I put in the kitchen is :whoo:

My fiance was at the store and picked up a can of beef stew because that's what he wanted. I told him I'd cook it from scratch and did just that with all the fixings, had him :dead: after 2 bowls.
 

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you still don't get it, do you. see, i'm only trying to help you, here, miss. you do know that it's women history month right? you gonna let these dudes talk shyt about you women like that on women history month? :wow:
:wtf: You acting like I said I was a horrible cook. I didn't. I said I'm okay. I am good but not the best; I still have a lot to learn. Stop nitpicking at stuff that's not there. You doing too much right now. :usure:
 

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:wtf: You acting like I said I was a horrible cook. I didn't. I said I'm okay. I am good but not the best; I still have a lot to learn. Stop nitpicking at stuff that's not there. You doing too much right now. :usure:

whatever you say, miss. nevermind, carry on, miss.
 

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whatever you say, miss. nevermind, carry on, miss.

what the fukk is wrong with this mangina feggit :wtf:

is it all just some elaborate joke on his part or is he really this lame?
 

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what the fukk is wrong with this mangina feggit :wtf:

is it all just some elaborate joke on his part or is he really this lame?

shut up and go and make me a sandwich, bytch. don't even bother because you can't cook, bytch. crying about your girlfriend making you a sandwich. be happy that she actually took the time to make a sandwich to feed your ungrateful, lazy ass that can't do shyt but order a pizza. hell, i bet you she probably pay for the pizza too because you're broke.
 
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