Ladies, if a man has never slow danced with you....

[Malta]

You clearly aren't shyt, and I say man because the prom doesn't count, which is probably the last time you've been with a male in a suit. This means you've never been invited anywhere formal that requires some cooth by an individual who deems you worthy of not embarrassing them. It also means you don't have any worthwhile female friends as well, since it tells me nobody in your flock of birds has found a sucker to marry them since a wedding would probably be the only other place besides the prom you'd have a shot of dancing without a penis thrusting against your clothed buttocks.

I any of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.

 

[Yoda]

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

5 star
this is so true

 

[MBwithadream]

 

[Luchini]

fukk you

 

[Malta]

fukk you

No soup for you!

 

[Son Of God]

All I can say is

 

[King Poetic]

what has reincar started

 

[Luchini]

No soup for you!

I'm 21, I've got time

at that gif, the OC used to be my fav show

 

[AkaDemiK]

I any of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.

the goat coli poster

 

[CJ]

Dat' Malta heel turn

 

[Malta]

what has reincar started

@His_Excellence_Reincar is the homie, in relation to me he's started nothing, I've always been hard on hoes. The emphasis is on hoes, you point me in the direction of a classy woman and she will be treated as such.

*slow dances with his woman*
*looks in her eyes*

I'm 21, I've got time

at that gif, the OC used to be my fav show

Don't step on his feet though.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

 

[Sad Bunny]

preach

 

[ExodusNirvana]

You clearly aren't shyt, and I say man because the prom doesn't count, which is probably the last time you've been with a male in a suit. This means you've never been invited anywhere formal that requires some cooth by an individual who deems you worthy of not embarrassing them. It also means you don't have any worthwhile female friends as well, since it tells me nobody in your flock of birds has found a sucker to marry them since a wedding would probably be the only other place besides the prom you'd have a shot of dancing without a penis thrusting against your clothed buttocks.

I any of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.

Holy shyt

what has reincar started

A movement towards the fukking truth.