Ladies, if a man has never slow danced with you....
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I slow dance with my lady all the time, every once in a while even in the living room. She taught me how to bachata too
These hoes out here, take em to a formal dinner party and a slow song comes on and they don't know what to do
lmao
damn your winning man
Does slow dancing with your dad count?
Does slow dancing with your dad count?
that's cute,made me smirk
every father should slow dance with their daughter bumpin this
blah blah
Does slow dancing with your dad count?
Luther Vandross says "yes"
What?
Lol just busting your balls
Of course it counts
Lol just busting your balls
Yeah, it counts under the "She actually has a father in her life" provision.
Ashley Banks
All I ever wanted was the world
I've only slow danced with my dad, step dad, and grandpa. I didn't even go to prom because I was home schooled.
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Malta said:You clearly aren't shyt, and I say man because the prom doesn't count, which is probably the last time you've been with a male in a suit. This means you've never been invited anywhere formal that requires some cooth by an individual who deems you worthy of not embarrassing them. It also means you don't have any worthwhile female friends as well, since it tells me nobody in your flock of birds has found a sucker to marry them since a wedding would probably be the only other place besides the prom you'd have a shot of dancing without a penis thrusting against your clothed buttocks.
Iany of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.
I've only slow danced with my dad, step dad, and grandpa. I didn't even go to prom because I was home schooled.
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Juicy said:I've only slow danced with my dad, step dad, and grandpa. I didn't even go to prom because I was home schooled.
You get a pass because you actually had men that gave a fukk about you in your life.