Ladies, if a man has never slow danced with you....

[The Bilingual Gringo]

@Malta dropping knowledge as usual.

 

[Lakers Offseason]

You clearly aren't shyt, and I say man because the prom doesn't count, which is probably the last time you've been with a male in a suit. This means you've never been invited anywhere formal that requires some cooth by an individual who deems you worthy of not embarrassing them. It also means you don't have any worthwhile female friends as well, since it tells me nobody in your flock of birds has found a sucker to marry them since a wedding would probably be the only other place besides the prom you'd have a shot of dancing without a penis thrusting against your clothed buttocks.

I any of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.

 

[StLady]

my prom was just two years ago, my friends aren't at the age to think about marriage, and I've slow danced recently at a debutante ball!

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Sonny Cheeba Geechi Swayde.


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[Commander in Chiefin]

 

[Malta]

my prom was just two years ago, my friends aren't at the age to think about marriage, and I've slow danced recently at a debutante ball!

Right now, there's some chick who you think is your friend reading your post like

"Oh, this chick think she all that cause somebody actually wants to look her in the eyes and dance with her, fukk her "

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

i didnt even slow dance with the ex

hence why divorced

 

[innocentdevil]

I win

 

[sfgiants]

You clearly aren't shyt, and I say man because the prom doesn't count, which is probably the last time you've been with a male in a suit. This means you've never been invited anywhere formal that requires some cooth by an individual who deems you worthy of not embarrassing them. It also means you don't have any worthwhile female friends as well, since it tells me nobody in your flock of birds has found a sucker to marry them since a wedding would probably be the only other place besides the prom you'd have a shot of dancing without a penis thrusting against your clothed buttocks.

I any of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.

might text this shyt to my ex

 

[Sinnerman]

 

[PrnzHakeem]

I any of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.

 

[Malta]

i didnt even slow dance with the ex

hence why divorced

I slow dance with my lady all the time, every once in a while even in the living room. She taught me how to bachata too

These hoes out here, take em to a formal dinner party and a slow song comes on and they don't know what to do

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

LMAO

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

i'll slow dance with one of you haughty harlots in the rain zoned off a Ringwald and foliage

fukk this bougie battle of the sexes shyt,just put your face in the nape of my neck and take in the god's aura,breathe in that lotus oil and be at peace,free as an uncaged Red-crowned Crane