Ladies: Make your man a sandwich

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All you ladies writing essays you could have made a sandwich in a fraction of the time, just saying.
They steady trying to find out, analyze, rationalize, confirm, validate and investigate the reasoning for doing this simple task.

I wanted to make a spin thread, for shyt brehs can do for a female but that would be a logistical nightmare. First you got to find a calender, know her zodiac, know the position of the moon, guage how she feeling about herself or you , etc etc then tailor a specific task for her that "might" work. Random nikkas ain't trying to do all that, all that headache and being an emotional punching bag is for the married nikka and even after being that for the bytch he married most these wives ain't making their nikka a sandwich

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Why must you be so combative about something as simple as making someone you supposedly love a sandwich?:yeshrug:
  • Suck his dikk? Of course you will
  • Have his babies? Of course you will
  • Give him the booty? Of course you will
  • Make him a sandwich? Wait a mintute...hold the fukk up! Who the fukk does he think he is?
North American women and their complexities :russ: Funny how making a man a sandwich has such a submissive meaning among americans while it would go over the head of most others

if i'm sucking some dudes penis it sounds like he should be the one making me the sandwich :patrice:
 

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if i'm sucking some dudes penis it sounds like he should be the one making me the sandwich :patrice:
I'm just saying if im making sandwiches and my woman is there i'm making her a damn sandwich. What's the big deal of making the breh a sandwhich? Or even if i wasnt making any, if she wants one all she has to do is ask

I mean.. i understand that in american culture a man telling a woman "go make me a sandwhich" has some sort of connotation of submissiveness to it. But are you gonna let that perception bar you from ever making you BAE a sandwich just for food's sake?
 
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All you ladies writing essays you could have made a sandwich in a fraction of the time, just saying.


Imagine being so against treating your SO right or showing any sort of vulnerability that you'd rather disagree profusely on a forum.

How did we get here breh and brehettes? :mjcry:
 

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i understand that in american culture a man telling a woman "go make me a sandwhich" has some sort of connotation of being submissiveness to it. But are you gonna let that perception bar you from ever making you BAE a sandwich just for food's sake?
u interpreting more than i wrote
 

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All you ladies writing essays you could have made a sandwich in a fraction of the time, just saying.

Like 5 sandwiched, brehs.


Imagine being so against treating your SO right or showing any sort of vulnerability that you'd rather disagree profusely on a forum.

How did we get here breh and brehettes? :mjcry:
No lies told here.
I didnt know there was some sort of meaning to making a man a sandwich even when i first heard the expression on the sitcom "Married with Children" when Al told Peg to make him a sandwich and Peg ignored him. I guess that shyt went over my head at the time. It was years later i realized there was more to it than the making of a sandwich.
 

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Okay so you sucking his dikk and he should make you a sandwich afterwards. That's cool. I'd ake you a sandwich after you suck me off. If i have the energy to get up, no problem.

But do you categorically oppose making him a sandwich like the other ladies in here? Like would you go home today and find him on the couch chilling, not say anything, go into the kitchen and make him a sandwich?

Try it. If you're not in a relationship how about the breh you fukking on the regular. Your maintenance breh. If he off limits to getting sandwiches?
 

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Okay so you sucking his dikk and he should make you a sandwich afterwards. That's cool. But do you categorically oppose making him a sandwich like the other ladies in here? Like would you go home today and find him on the couch chilling, not say anything, go into the kitchen and make him a sandwich?

Try it. If you're not in a relationship how about the breh you fukking on the regular. Your maintenance breh. If he off limits to getting sandwiches?
She doing what women do. They on some tit for tat, what have you done for me lately. Guilt is usually the driving force behind the push back. Some random done ran thru them and did em so dirty to the point the next nikka suffers. The bytch the married nikka ends up with is whatever is left from being chewed up and spit out to slowly go through life putting bandages on.
 

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She doing what women do. They on some tit for tat, what have you done for me lately. Guilt is usually the driving force behind the push back. Some random done ran thru them and did em so dirty to the point the next nikka suffers. The bytch the married nikka ends up with is whatever is left from being chewed up and spit out to slowly go through life putting bandages on.
All i'm saying is
  • I open doors
  • I change engine oils
  • I change out flat tires
  • I carry groceries
  • i take out trash
  • I pay for dinner 90% of the time and im one to take you out to eat damn near 4 times a week
  • I even fukking cook sometimes
Why some of the brehettes like @13473 have such a problem with making a breh like me a sandwhich is beyond me. Life is short, brehettes. Show that mother fukker you love him and making him a damn sandwich is a quick easy way to do so.


See @skeetsinternal , this is what i love about my Guyanese chick. If i walk into her apartment one of the first things she asks is "Did you eat?" If i say no she'll tell me she cooked and has food or offer to make me something real quick. Most yankee brehettes have too much pride sometimes and see them feeding a breh as something that it's not.
 

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Okay so you sucking his dikk and he should make you a sandwich afterwards. That's cool. I'd ake you a sandwich after you suck me off. If i have the energy to get up, no problem.
so it's ok for u to deny making me a sandwich if you're too tired, but my initial comment expressed pretty much the same thing that offended y'all ? :laugh:


But do you categorically oppose making him a sandwich like the other ladies in here? Like would you go home today and find him on the couch chilling, not say anything, go into the kitchen and make him a sandwich?
i sound like the tired one in this scenario. i just got off work and he's relaxing. why can't he make me the sandwich?

if the roles were reversed, me chilling & him tired just off work, then fine i'll make the sandwich.
 
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