Ladies: Make your man a sandwich

[ThrobbingHood]

That we are.

Feed me. fukk me. STFU!

It's not a difficult formula.

 

[13473]

Feed me. fukk me. STFU!

It's not a difficult formula.

formula for what

 

[ThrobbingHood]

formula for what

To keep your man happy.

If he's happy, you're happy. And the relationship works.

 

[ThaEruditious]

Breh. We simple as fukk. This is the cheat code but these females over complicate it. I'm saying just make a sandwich and get the fukk on and walk away to let that small gesture cook. That little gesture last all day and engrained in a nikka's head. With females its alot of work. You can never just do one thing and think you can go back to playing your game on Xbox. You might as well turn the game off breh because you got to massage their mental all day, catering, pruning, seeing about their well-being and nourishing their mind.

Bruh this is legit the realest shyt I've seen you post on here.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Breh. We simple as fukk. This is the cheat code but these females over complicate it. I'm saying just make a sandwich and get the fukk on and walk away to let that small gesture cook. That little gesture last all day and engrained in a nikka's head. With females its alot of work. You can never just do one thing and think you can go back to playing your game on Xbox. You might as well turn the game off breh because you got to massage their mental all day, catering, pruning, seeing about their well-being and nourishing their mind.

Yup.. and that's the difference. Women need constant validation. Whether it's from their SO or a stranger. That's why they start to "quesiton" if their man loves them if he doesn't text her all day.

shyt.. we could go a week without communicating with our girl before wondering if something happened to her. We don't occupy our minds with that bullshyt.

No man in history has to ask his woman "do you love me?" Unless he's a super simp because we don't need validation in the form of words like women need them. We see it in action (feed me food, get me a beer, massage my back). When a woman does that for us we think "damn I've got a good one. I better not fukk it up."

You could do all this for a woman but if you don't verbally stroke her ego... its not enough.

Women.. if I'm wrong.. then prove me wrong.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Yup.. and that's the difference. Women need constant validation. Whether it's from their SO or a stranger. That's why they start to "quesiton" if their man loves them if he doesn't text her all day.

shyt.. we could go a week without communicating with our girl before wondering if something happened to her. We don't occupy our minds with that bullshyt.

No man in history has to ask his woman "do you love me?" Unless he's a super simp because we don't need validation in the form of words like women need them. We see it in action (feed me food, get me a beer, massage my back). When a woman does that for us we think "damn I've got a good one. I better not fukk it up."

You could do all this for a woman but if you don't verbally stroke her ego... its not enough.

Women.. if I'm wrong.. the prove me wrong.

You absolutely right.

 

[Guile]

Skeets reviving a thread from 5 years ago to hunt for a plat.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

fukk a sandwich.

When the wife pisses Ace off to the point I'm like "you going to make me go back to the old me GMB" shyt. I come home and she makes the soft shell tacos with the Mexican rice. I can't get mad at her at all for such blessings.

Tacos>>>>>sandwiches

 

[GoAggieGo.]

All i'm saying is

• I open doors
• I change engine oils
• I change out flat tires
• I carry groceries
• i take out trash
• I pay for dinner 90% of the time and im one to take you out to eat damn near 4 times a week
• I even fukking cook sometimes

Why some of the brehettes like @13473 have such a problem with making a breh like me a sandwhich is beyond me. Life is short, brehettes. Show that mother fukker you love him and making him a damn sandwich is a quick easy way to do so.


See @skeetsinternal , this is what i love about my Guyanese chick. If i walk into her apartment one of the first things she asks is "Did you eat?" If i say no she'll tell me she cooked and has food or offer to make me something real quick. Most yankee brehettes have too much pride sometimes and see them feeding a breh as something that it's not.

Every American chick I’ve been with has done this for me, as I don’t think you nor I can cast a brush over most “yankee brehettes.”
My AA chick literally made me some chocolate chip cookies out of the blue yesterday.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Skeets reviving a thread from 5 years ago to hunt for a plat.

No. I upped to continue the conversation

 

[skeetsinternal]

Every American chick I’ve been with has done this for me, as I don’t think you nor I can cast a brush over most “yankee brehettes.”
My AA chick literally made me some chocolate chip cookies out of the blue yesterday.

Speak on it. How you feeling?

 

[intruder]

Every American chick I’ve been with has done this for me, as I don’t think you nor I can cast a brush over most “yankee brehettes.”
My AA chick literally made me some chocolate chip cookies out of the blue yesterday.

I said most. The AA brehettes I fukk with cook for me too. Well most of the ones I kick it with. Like the one from CT i told y'all about will cook up stuff and would leave me with a week's worth of food at times. But from what I was told amongst american women, cooking for someone has a special significance. They won't cook for just anyone.

2 things I learned dating AA women #1 they don't cook for just anyone and #2 they don't let just anyone meet their folks

#1 has been expressed throughout this thread by some of the ladies . Think it was @13473 or someone on the 1st page

Edit: my bad it was @Boujee Bonita Braxton with the "if he's worth it" comment

 

[Umoja]

if i'm sucking some dudes penis it sounds like he should be the one making me the sandwich

There's something wrong if you have someone's dikk in your mouth but you're not prepared to make them a sandwich.

shyt like this is just making me realise how backwards people have it.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

There's something wrong if you have someone's dikk in your mouth but you're not prepared to make them a sandwich.

shyt like this is just making me realise how backwards people have it.

"We're not ready for marriage but we're having a baby."


"You smack me up in public but I know deep down you love me."

"I don't kiss because that's intimate but I'll suck your dikk."

Don't try and understand women breh.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I don’t make my man sandwiches but I do make him breakfast, lunch and dinner so I think that’s enough...