Ladies of The Coli, ya'll need to chill with all that lil flirting in the workplace

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My friend was telling me the same thing. He said this married older lady flirts with him hardcore via E-mail... I'm like :wtf: the amount of shyt she says is :mindblown:

Yeah these old married chicks be thirsty as hell. I could have filed complaints to HR about all these ole ass heffer's but that's against man law. Just today this one lady who has to be like 60 years old told me I look delicious. :merchant:
 

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Yeah these old married chicks be thirsty as hell. I could have filed complaints to HR about all these ole ass heffer's but that's against man law. Just today this one lady who has to be like 60 years old told me I look delicious. :merchant:

Grandma wanna taste :russ:
 

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I've noticed that a lot of older ladies flirt the most, at least when it comes to blatant flirting.

My friend was telling me the same thing. He said this married older lady flirts with him hardcore via E-mail... I'm like :wtf: the amount of shyt she says is :mindblown:

Yeah these old married chicks be thirsty as hell. I could have filed complaints to HR about all these ole ass heffer's but that's against man law. Just today this one lady who has to be like 60 years old told me I look delicious. :merchant:

These nikkas ain't lying... These old married broads be on some real funny stuff around here. I mentioned in some other threads about this broad who lost a bunch of weight and now prances around in tight short skirts and cleavage baring shirts. She stays hitting a nikka up on office communicator talking slick like "I need to get into trouble" or "You're my big teddy bear". And her husband works here in the same company. She's asked to come with me when I was going to NY (she's from there too) to take my son to a Mets game, talmbat "I can help with the hotel" :what:

I keep my comments proper, especially since I know that if her husband was to bust her acting inappropriate with the next man, she'd probably be quick to blame the nikka and say that he had been approaching her.
 

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These nikkas ain't lying... These old married broads be on some real funny stuff around here. I mentioned in some other threads about this broad who lost a bunch of weight and now prances around in tight short skirts and cleavage baring shirts. She stays hitting a nikka up on office communicator talking slick like "I need to get into trouble" or "You're my big teddy bear". And her husband works here in the same company. She's asked to come with me when I was going to NY (she's from there too) to take my son to a Mets game, talmbat "I can help with the hotel" :what:

I keep my comments proper, especially since I know that if her husband was to bust her acting inappropriate with the next man, she'd probably be quick to blame the nikka and say that he had been approaching her.
He prolly in on the shyt. Ol freaky ass senior citizens
 

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He prolly in on the shyt. Ol freaky ass senior citizens

He real soft. She had told me about how he was crying when they renewed their vows in Hawaii. She had the :smugbiden: look going when she was telling me that, which let me know that she ain't respect old dude. She is shook of losing him though, cause whatever job title he got (something in IT), he's caking. So one time me and my man (who she flirts with too) saw her in the cafeteria, she looked shook and wanted to get low real quick. We was like :what: "she act like a nikka hit" and that's when we figured she real scandalous.
 

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Everything is all find and dandy until a nikka smack that ass and then I'm out of a job. Smiling in your face, winking and shyt. Hell, if a chick sends me a smiley face in a work related email I start thinking she wanna give me some p*ssy. :shaq:

I think Patrice O'neal was right when he said we need a National Sexual Harrsassment Day in the office. Just walk up to chicks and ask to blow there back out without any ramifications. :takedat:

Patrice ONeal - Elephant In the Room [Harassment Day] - YouTube

Ive watched joint so many times and Im still :russ:

One of my coworkers lost his job over this too. Called one of the coworkers sweet cheeks and sexy thang. They canned that nikka :sadcam:

If I were the boss I wouldnt have fired him, but I would have suspended him for his :flabbynsick: game, this nikka really said "sexy thang":laff:
 

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These nikkas ain't lying... These old married broads be on some real funny stuff around here. I mentioned in some other threads about this broad who lost a bunch of weight and now prances around in tight short skirts and cleavage baring shirts. She stays hitting a nikka up on office communicator talking slick like "I need to get into trouble" or "You're my big teddy bear". And her husband works here in the same company. She's asked to come with me when I was going to NY (she's from there too) to take my son to a Mets game, talmbat "I can help with the hotel" :what:

I keep my comments proper, especially since I know that if her husband was to bust her acting inappropriate with the next man, she'd probably be quick to blame the nikka and say that he had been approaching her.

Was just watching the Wayans Brothers episode when something similar was happening:

 
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