Ladies of The Coli, ya'll need to chill with all that lil flirting in the workplace

TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?

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some women are just flirty :manny:

add in the fact you're around them for extended periods of time and it's a trap.

thats not the only thing they are doing

They stay molesting nikkas with no consequences..shyt is almost a job description

nikkas get fired when they do the same shyt

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i know its sum bullshyt sum hoes jus do it for the thrill of it

Yep and when shyt gets real they wanna run to HR. :shaq2:

A female can call you big daddy or sugar bear or some shyt but let me tell one of them they got some big ass titties. Complaint, suspension, terminated. :sadbron:
 

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As I move of the corporate chain...it's shocking just how sexually deviant it is...upper management types have this superiority complex in the first place...put them in a position where no one is really looking...the fukker is just...:heh:

I had this chick...pretty nice looking spanish chick...come to my office right after i got promoted...after hours...baby girl sit on my desk and in no uncertain terms let me know she was down to do whatever it takes to get ahead...:whoo: she was just sitting on my desk, legs gapped open...:whoo:

Went on a trip with these two female sales reps...man we wrapped up the busenss end of it on day 1 and we were out in miami for 3 days...for days 2 and 3 these broads didn't want to do anything but drink...smoke...and fukk...they were some big sloppy wilderbeast looking bytches so i wasn't down for it...but they didn't bat an eyelash...them hoes went out to some parties on the last two nights and never even made it back to they room...one check popped up at the airport...hopped out of some SUV with some random looking african dude all tattooed up kissing her damn...some random nikka she met at some club...went back to work like nothing happened...

Beneath the layer of corporate america is an orgy waiting to happen...
 

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As I move of the corporate chain...it's shocking just how sexually deviant it is...upper management types have this superiority complex in the first place...put them in a position where no one is really looking...the fukker is just...:heh:

I had this chick...pretty nice looking spanish chick...come to my office right after i got promoted...after hours...baby girl sit on my desk and in no uncertain terms let me know she was down to do whatever it takes to get ahead...:whoo: she was just sitting on my desk, legs gapped open...:whoo:

Went on a trip with these two female sales reps...man we wrapped up the busenss end of it on day 1 and we were out in miami for 3 days...for days 2 and 3 these broads didn't want to do anything but drink...smoke...and fukk...they were some big sloppy wilderbeast looking bytches so i wasn't down for it...but they didn't bat an eyelash...them hoes went out to some parties on the last two nights and never even made it back to they room...one check popped up at the airport...hopped out of some SUV with some random looking african dude all tattooed up kissing her damn...some random nikka she met at some club...went back to work like nothing happened...

Beneath the layer of corporate america is an orgy waiting to happen...
shyt, you ain't never lie. When I went on corporate trips with coworkers them hoes always got loose. All the shyt they wanted to say in the office comes out when you in another state lol. And don't let them start drinking, shyt gets real. Last time me and my coworker had them chicks on some Patron and bud easy. We knew shyt was gonna be epic that night, we just looked at each other like

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That's why I don't even interact with the women at my job. No smiles, no chit chat, none of that shyt. Females at my job think I'm either gay or a stuck up a$$hole because I don't say shyt to them, but I'm just not trying to play that game.
 

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U just gotta walk the fine line..u can still be friendly but you must stay away from complimenting these hoes. Even if they compliment you, just gotta kinda let it roll off ya back..in my call center days it wasnt hard cuz everyone was fukking, didnt take no email just a look and a smile...my new job tho, way different, and its slim pickins, if one is down, u do all the flirting outside the workplace. U cant say shyt like girl u got a nice body, or u look fine today..stay away from simp shyt, act like u bigger than that and they stay thirsty.
 

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Yeah sometimes it's a catch-22 situation. You can play the back and look at them like :birdman: when they try to start something, but sometimes they like that, especially the white ones. I low key had to get in the older broad's ear about something when she rudely interrupted me and my homegirl politicking in the hallway, telling her "watch out for him; he's trouble". I was like :what: and I got at her later on like "yo, you didn't need to do that" and she was all like "I'm sorry, are you mad at me?" :inlove: Sometimes I've just had to try and avoid them, even if it means a nikka has to take a circuitous route back to his cubicle. I try to minimize the amount of time I'm up from my cube. Of course, that doesn't stop them from trying to chat a nikka up on office communicator.
 

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at my last job, we had to stand up to use tha computer, bytch would put her hand on my mine when i wuz usin tha mouse to show me how to do somethin, while brushin her ass up against me, mind u a nikka wearin khakis :noah:

everytime she walk by a nikka she'd brush up against yah boy, she had a big ass bubble booty and big ass titties (latin broad)

i never went for it tho cuz they wuz just lookin to fire a nikka, she eventually start gettin more and more desperate, bytch needed me to hand her somethin, she wanted me to put it in her hand but she straight up said "put it in my mou--"

had me like :wtf: bytches real thirsty out chea

cold part about it she had her man pick her up everyday and drop her off, bytch even called in sick one day cuz she and her man wuz havin "problems"

i woulda eventually smashed but a nikka got fired arubtly :manny:
 

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, but sometimes they like that, especially the white ones. I low key had to get in the older broad's ear about something when she rudely interrupted me and my homegirl politicking in the hallway, telling her "watch out for him; he's trouble". I was like :what: and I got at her later on like "yo, you didn't need to do that" and she was all like "I'm sorry, are you mad at me?" :inlove:

:yes: tha same bytch i'm talkin bout got on my nerves one day so i flashed on tha bytch, that bytch got wet instantly :inlove: , its like they want a nikka to get mad at 'em
 
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