Ladies, What Do You In Preparation For Having Sex With A Man For The First Time?

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And this is why I don't care about preparation bs


Dudes don't give a fukk ! Makeup lingerie etc.

Once the dikk is in a wet p*ssy is a wrap...all that shyt you went through the last 48 hours went out the window

I had spent so much money and time getting "dolled" up and shyt :mjlol: silly rabbit




Disclaimer: I have great hygiene and clear std results therefore said dude (currently my boyfriend) has the same standards.
Oh damn, thought you meant you didn't wash at all :whoa:

I can fukk with that, just be clean and don't have stds :smugdraper:
 

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Most chics ain't doing all that's been posted here, especially if they single. The shower they take is either that shower in the morning and maybe and that's a slight maybe they have some feminine wipes to wipe up. If not it's the hard paper towels in the public bathroom and some warm water. If it's not the shower they had earlier its the shower they take at the hotel with some products they already had in their pocketbook. Other than that they may do a quick smell check in the bathroom and they good to be dry humped and have their draws pulled to the side. These females ages 18-30 ain't washing they ass or was ever taught. YouTube did a better job teaching them than their mother. That's why I say it's a father's duty to teach his daughter good hygiene.
 

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So last night, a stripper told me how she prepares to get her butt ate. She said she get a towel, raps it around her finger and commences to clean herself. Even said her fake nails helps in the process because it a adds length So I'm like:gucci:because right before that she said, "let me put this butt in you face." Idk about all that, :comeon:but might agree to do it and flip the script when the clothes come off:sas1:
 

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Back when I was living in lust and fornication I always made my girls take a shower immediately before splacking.

1. Take a dump hours before we splack. I don't want to be smelling fumes from your previous cookie butt.

2. Keep the coota box hair decent. I don't want hair in my mouth when I eat that box like a Popeyes two piece snack.

3. Brush ya teeth, floss, and gargle some mouthwash.

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How much time do I have in advance to know it's gonna happen? If it's days I'm eating pineapples & strawberries & prep down yonder. If it's hours I'm gonna prep down yonder

Wash my ass. Fix my hair. Brushy teeth, floss, gargle...

Edit: I don't really get into lingerie, but I'll slip on some sexy boy shorts and a cute top to still set the mood. My toes & nails will be clear. Panties optional. Vaseline so not ashy
 
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Most chics ain't doing all that's been posted here, especially if they single. The shower they take is either that shower in the morning and maybe and that's a slight maybe they have some feminine wipes to wipe up. If not it's the hard paper towels in the public bathroom and some warm water. If it's not the shower they had earlier its the shower they take at the hotel with some products they already had in their pocketbook. Other than that they may do a quick smell check in the bathroom and they good to be dry humped and have their draws pulled to the side. These females ages 18-30 ain't washing they ass or was ever taught. YouTube did a better job teaching them than their mother. That's why I say it's a father's duty to teach his daughter good hygiene.

Yeah got a point about most females not doing all that's posted in this thread on a daily basis ..especially when they're by themselves living that single life.

But before sex with a guy for the first time, I'm pretty sure any decent woman you'll meet will be on that fresh & clean :noah: tip.

Based on my experiences, after the first few times, that's when women are comfortable enough to be around their guy in au naturel. In fact usually by the time she's comfortable enough to start stealing & wearing your shirts, bball shorts, hoodies etc and leaving shyt at your place, you've definitely done messed with her at times when she doesn't have that fresh out the shower scent on her.:ehh:

That's life g, there's no woman that exist who smells like she's fresh out the shower 24/7, just like there's no woman who exist that looks like her social media photos 24/7. That doesn't bother me.:yeshrug:
 

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How much time do I have in advance to know it's gonna happen? If it's days I'm eating pineapples & strawberries & prep down yonder. If it's hours I'm gonna prep down yonder

Wash my ass. Fix my hair. Brushy teeth, floss, gargle...

Edit: I don't really get into lingerie, but I'll slip on some sexy boy shorts and a cute top to still set the mood. My toes & nails will be clear. Panties optional. Vaseline so not ashy
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Shower and shave my armpits if they need it. Put on extra lotion put on perfume where I think he might be smelling near. Wash my va jay jay extra extra well in case he wants a taste :mjgrin:
 

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Sounds like you can sure pick em :usure:
Most chics ain't doing all that's been posted here, especially if they single. The shower they take is either that shower in the morning and maybe and that's a slight maybe they have some feminine wipes to wipe up. If not it's the hard paper towels in the public bathroom and some warm water. If it's not the shower they had earlier its the shower they take at the hotel with some products they already had in their pocketbook. Other than that they may do a quick smell check in the bathroom and they good to be dry humped and have their draws pulled to the side. These females ages 18-30 ain't washing they ass or was ever taught. YouTube did a better job teaching them than their mother. That's why I say it's a father's duty to teach his daughter good hygiene.
 

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Yes most men don't care about none of that shyt. I wish I would meet a man that cared whether or not my bra and panties matched, try me! He'd work his way right out of this p*ssy
And this is why I don't care about preparation bs


Dudes don't give a fukk ! Makeup lingerie etc.

Once the dikk is in a wet p*ssy is a wrap...all that shyt you went through the last 48 hours went out the window

I had spent so much money and time getting "dolled" up and shyt :mjlol: silly rabbit




Disclaimer: I have great hygiene and clear std results therefore said dude (currently my boyfriend) has the same standards.
 
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