Ladies, what is the stupidest excuse a guy has given you?

[Raava]

@Raedawn07

sometimes females dont listen to the truth
i was talking to this one female and i had pink eye i told her not to come over till I'm not contagious
she didnt believe me i even send her ass a pic
and she was like na it was just soap in your eye ur just avoiding me
and i was like no i wasn't u saw me yesterday it was a lil pink and even told u i think i might be getting it i aint avoiding if i was i just tell u dont call me no more not hard for me to keep it 100% with u
she was like na u aint got pink eye I'm like

and i was like fine I'm lying i got guard duty to watch the gate and she believed that shyt instead
cuz foreigners know we do have it at times and seen us at the military gate

funny how the truth aint good enough sometimes so u end up lying instead just trying to stop it from getting worse

Pink eye

no judgement but just a general

 

[twan83]

Pink eye

no judgement but just a general

how u gonna give me that for pink eye i cant help it i had that figure u have some sympathy for me
shyt was miserable

in general i dont disagree with u either but on both sides of that tho the person who makes the excuse usually be the one more caught up in there feelings if it happened too them and they sit there all when they
so many times and be all bout it
shouldn't have with them excuses and just kept it 100 in the first place

 

[Raava]

how u gonna give me that for pink eye i cant help it i had that figure u have some sympathy for me
shyt was miserable

in general i dont disagree with u either but on both sides of that tho the person who makes the excuse usually be the one more caught up in there feelings if it happened too them and they sit there all when they
so many times and be all bout it
shouldn't have with them excuses and just kept it 100 in the first place

I do have sympathy for you it was at the pink eye itself


I also hope everything else is ok.


They just need to be honest Twan. I am offended when I am told something stupid because that tells me they think I'm dumb enough to believe it.

 

[twan83]

I do have sympathy for you it was at the pink eye itself


I also hope everything else is ok.


They just need to be honest Twan. I am offended when I am told something stupid because that tells me they think I'm dumb enough to believe it.

ya i had it in both eyes for a month no work

actually its not ok over here with me to be honest

of course u should be i would be and have been
let a dude do that shyt to you kelis gonna hit them with the
personally even if its a 15 hr drive for me with that horrible traffic u guys got

this one time i went on a date to see a movie with the female and afterwards we decided to go to club so she wanted to go home and change outfits

never heard from her or saw her again
at club calling looking like a dumbass
felt embarrassed cuz i was with my friends and coworkers and said i'll bring date with me

funny thing was ended up having more fun without her tho

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Right and the thing is, he wanted to go on break for some petty shyt well at the time what I thought was petty shyt

Then got mad at me when he thought I was dating another guy and kept trying to convince me that the chick was just a friend

we do be doing that shyt

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Some dudes lie about the dumbest shyt. Every time I asked this one guy his age, he wouldn't tell me. Like he'd find any fukking excuse to not tell me. He didn't look that much older than me but I just wanted to know out of sheer curiosity. Then one time we slept together and he forgot his ID at my house. He was 22 like me. Why didn't he just fukking TELL ME?!

yall womenz like older dudes tho

 

[twan83]

yall womenz like older dudes tho

older and mature with his shyt straight or mature with his shyt straight

 

[September]

yall womenz like older dudes tho

Not if you're not childish. I wouldn't fukk around with younger. My age ehhh, it's not a big deal.
I mean, it's easy to say 'older guys have their shyt together' but with men, that ain't true many times. What's the difference between an immature 27 year old and an immature 22 year old? The 22 year old would actually more desirable in that situation.

Plus I'm not looking for a relationship so

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Not if you're not childish. I wouldn't fukk around with younger. My age ehhh, it's not a big deal.
I mean, it's easy to say 'older guys have their shyt together' but with men, that ain't true many times. What's the difference between an immature 27 year old and an immature 22 year old? The 22 year old would actually more desirable in that situation.

Plus I'm not looking for a relationship so

some women dontwanna mess with a younger dude period .

a dude could be 23 and an engineer and they rather mess with a 30 year old dude who live with his step daddy and sell weed.

 

[September]

some women dontwanna mess with a younger dude period .

a dude could be 23 and an engineer and they rather mess with a 30 year old dude who live with his step daddy and sell weed.

That's not true. I'm assuming you're speaking from a bad personal experience and no, she's a damn idiot.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

That's not true. I'm assuming you're speaking from a bad personal experience and no, she's a damn idiot.

I'm just speaking on females denying me cuz of my age and fukkin with a older knucklehead